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Continuing on my December search for the perfect Christmas gifts, I came upon this INnovative, ahem, present for the GEM girl wannabe. It's called The Pink Stinger. See, Deadly In Pink.
This weapon fits nicely into your palm and the ZAPPLICATOR shoots 50,000 volts of pain on your attacker. Ha. It has barbed prods and 14 feet of wire. Do not come near me, you robber, or be taste my Terminator Tampon of Terror. BUZZzzzzzzZZZZzzz.
WARNING: They look kind of similar to the real thing. I think it would REALLY HURT if one accidentally insert this, thinking it's the Real Thing and hit the zapplicator. I mean, OW. Or maybe Oooh, depending whether you're into pain or not.
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I had a WTF moment while looking at this ad at The Frisky and then I laughed and laughed till something in my sides hurt a lot. So, ahem, are you feeling a bit dull in certain private quarters? Are you Other Lips looking a little lacklustre with age? Need to restore some pinkness?
I kid you not.
You can now buy a color restorant (four shades!!!) for $29.95 at MyNewPinkButton.com and have pretty labia lips again.
Oh, what a great stocking stuffer for Christmas! If your man had gotten you this along with that Pap Smear present as suggested by the CBS ad, would that make him a douchebag? :D
EDITED TO ADD:
While you're visiting down south, why not do some tightening with the Like A Virgin cream that will shrink your womanly walls up? You know those who bought into these ads definitely needed a shrink.
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This woman never ceases to amaze me with her ability to cross genres and create new paths for romance.
She has partnered with Passion Fruit Games to give you a romance video game called Tiger Eye: Curse of the Riddle Box, which is based on her wonderful debut novel of the same title. It sounds so neat and just in time for Christmas pre-orders too!
Tell your man you want this instead of the pap smear suggestions from CBS!
Congrats, Marjorie! This looks awesome.
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Received and email from http://www.allromance.com/:
A D V A N C E D P R E S S R E L E A S E F O R R E P O S T I N G
ARe Gives Readers the Gift of eBooks to Celebr ate the Holidays
I t's the season of giving and All Romance eBooks™ (ARe) and some very special publishers are giving away eBooks.
Palm Harbor, FL, December 15, 2009 – During the busiest of shopping seasons, ARe and their partner publishers are making things easy and free. Shoppers can get select eBook titles from Harlequin, Liquid Silver Books, Tease Publishing, Pink Petal Books, Excessica Publishing, Eternal Press, The GA Hauser Collection, and eXstasy Books free of charge for a limited time thanks to ARe's 12 Days of Christmas campaign.
One free title will be announced each day for the twelve days preceding the Christmas Holiday in a special mailing to all subscribers of ARe's Wildfire eZine. In addition to the rotating eBooks offered for free, Harlequin is giving Wrapped and Ready, a holiday short story by Julie Kenner, away to readers all month long. The link can be found on any book detail page on the site. Readers put the free selection in their shopping cart, check out and the title will appear in their library instantly.
"Retailers like to run shoppers ragged to get a bargain this time of year, making them buy between certain hours, clip coupons, enter special codes. The holidays are hectic enough. ARe is about making things as easy as possible for the customer," says Media and Public Relations Manager, Cat Johnson. "With all the things we do for others at this time of year, it's really nice to get a little something for ourselves. And with our new gift giving feature, readers on a budget can take this opportunity to pass on the gift of an eBook to a friend—free."
TO SIGN UP FOR THE WILDFIRE NEWSLETTER:
Go to allromanceebooks.com or omnilit.com and register as a customer. Newsletter sign-up options can be found on-line in the account profile.
ABOUT ALL ROMANCE eBOOKS
All Romance eBooks, LLC was founded in 2006, is privately held in partnership, and headquartered in Palm Harbor, Florida. The company owns All Romance, which specializes in the sale of romance eBooks and OmniLit, which sells both fiction and non-fiction eBooks.
Thought I'd share it with you. Maybe there are some authors you've been wanting to try out. Or you can get some e-books for Christmas/New Year!
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I'm doing my BBW signing today so maybe there'll be lots of shoppers picking it up as a Valentine's Day gift. It's supposed to be lovely and sunny out today but right now it's overcast. Wish me luck!
Are you doing anything special for/with your loved one today?
I have a friend who's hoping a pair of sexy furry handcuffs will respark the romance and fun in her and her man's sex life. She joked, sort of embarrased, that he'd probably have a heart attack when he sees the present because he knows that she reads lots of romances and would be expecting hours of pleasure. LOL. I tried to ease her mind by telling her to first hint to him that HE would be the one getting hours of pleasure ;-).
It's kind of sad how sometimes we put our sex lives on the shelf while we try to pay the bills. Even a day like Valentine's Day becomes part of a series of chores, you know? Romance doesn't have to be about expensive chocolate and hearts. Sometimes a nice breakfast in bed, or a morning massage, even going out on a date, can make a day special.
For myself, I'll be sitting at a table with romance books all around me, trying to munch cookies professionally. I'm just happy to be away from strapping lumber and screwing in tile for the day, although my Alpha Male tells me that my writing does involve lots of wood and screwing, so what's the difference. Hmmmph. Smart asses should be banned on Valentine's Day. Just for that I think I'll give him a sexy vege tonight.
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It's Valentine's Day coming up. This calendar would make a nice gift but you know, I wouldn't mind the Real Thing comin' over and taking care of some housework ;-).
Chocolate, anyone?
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And no, I don't want it ;-).
Check this out:
This is the WALKstation. It's the ultimate Christmas gift for that person who insists on being IVed to his/her workstation and has been putting on a few extra pounds lately. So instead of chomping on chocolate and drinking wine (why are you looking at me like dat?!), presumably, the multi-tasker can walk away his/her pounds.
At a cool $6500 (complete with computer hardware and whatnots).
Whaddyathink? This or...the very unforgetable dick-in-a-box like I suggested last year? ;-) Want to see that video again? Heh.
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