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Saturday, January 09, 2010

Having A Bad Labia Day?

I had a WTF moment while looking at this ad at The Frisky and then I laughed and laughed till something in my sides hurt a lot. So, ahem, are you feeling a bit dull in certain private quarters? Are you Other Lips looking a little lacklustre with age? Need to restore some pinkness?

I kid you not.

You can now buy a color restorant (four shades!!!) for $29.95 at MyNewPinkButton.com and have pretty labia lips again.

Oh, what a great stocking stuffer for Christmas! If your man had gotten you this along with that Pap Smear present as suggested by the CBS ad, would that make him a douchebag? :D

EDITED TO ADD:

While you're visiting down south, why not do some tightening with the Like A Virgin cream that will shrink your womanly walls up? You know those who bought into these ads definitely needed a shrink.



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5 comments:

vince said...

Uh... I think that, if those items are to be purchased, no smart male will be the purchaser. At least, not one who is happy in his relationship and wishes to stay that way.

Mary Stella said...

But a dumb man might by the Like a Virgin cream thinking that if her walls are smaller, he won't have to buy that penis enlargement product.

Gennita said...

Vince, you must be a smart male ;).


Mary Stella, you know he's going to buy the penis enlargement product no matter what!!!

Deborah Blake Dempsey said...

First, Audrey Hepburn would be so proud.

Second, I am almost tempted to buy one. Just to see. Did they mention if it was edible and hypoallergenic???

Third, does anyone know someone who has complained about the color of a labia they’ve been up close and personal with? I mean, unless it’s been hit with a case of gangrene that I suggest you WALK AWAY.

Fourth, does it stain? A really valid question.

As for Like a Virgin, I’ll stick with the Kegel.

Have you noticed nether (not misspelled) mentioned adverse affects? Even the Alli weight loss pill let’s you know you may expect oily discharge. WHAT would happen with these products? It boggles the mind.

Gennita said...

Deb,

Maybe there is a product review on the web somewhere?!

You know, I didn't think about it, but you're right--the name of each color is after a famous actress! Yikes!

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