Santa Came By Last Night

And I'm definitely keeping him! :D

Hope your Christmas weekend was as fun as mine!

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I Kid U Not: Tampon Stun Gun

Continuing on my December search for the perfect Christmas gifts, I came upon this INnovative, ahem, present for the GEM girl wannabe.  It's called The Pink Stinger.  See, Deadly In Pink.

This weapon fits nicely into your palm and the ZAPPLICATOR shoots 50,000 volts of pain on your attacker.  Ha. It has barbed prods and 14 feet of wire. Do not come near me, you robber, or be taste my Terminator Tampon of Terror.  BUZZzzzzzzZZZZzzz.

WARNING: They look kind of similar to the real thing. I think it would REALLY HURT if one accidentally insert this, thinking it's the Real Thing and hit the zapplicator.  I mean, OW.  Or maybe Oooh, depending whether you're into pain or not.

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Another Weird Stocking Stuffer

I got this from Boing Boing.  This is a fetus cookie cutter.  Imagine all the festive colored fetuses you can serve to your family and guests! Christmas baby!  NOM NOM NOM!

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Christmas Gift: Wake Up & Smell The Grass!

From Gizmodo

This is a mask that keeps a fresh patch of soil pressed to your face in order to force you to smell grass while listening to your own breath through the attached headphones. What the hell are artists thinking lately?

Perfect Christmas gift, I say!!!! ;-P

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Marjorie Liu Has New Romance Game!

This woman never ceases to amaze me with her ability to cross genres and create new paths for romance.

She has partnered with Passion Fruit Games to give you a romance video game called Tiger Eye: Curse of the Riddle Box, which is based on her wonderful debut novel of the same title. It sounds so neat and just in time for Christmas pre-orders too!

Tell your man you want this instead of the pap smear suggestions from CBS!

Congrats, Marjorie! This looks awesome.

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What If Your Darling Man Gave You This For Christmas?

This is the bestest gift idea ever. Not.

Imagine your guy saying this to you on Christmas morning. And you found out that he wasn't joking. Let's say you just bought him a new HDTV? Or an I-Phone? How violent would you get? ;-)

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In Case of Emergency, Take Off Bra

Yup. You are looking at one of Time Magazine's FIVE WORST INVENTIONS OF 2009. This bra can save lives--yours and the lucky friend standing by you who isn't wearing a GAS MASK BRA.

See? This is a scientist demonstrating how to wear the GAS MASK BRA.

Question: But what if you have a tiny cup size? Would that be inadequate? OTOH, what if you have a QUAD ZZZ Cup size? Would that, like, cover the poor man's entire face?

The mind boggles, doesn't it? Don't I keep you inform about the neatest stuff?

Christmas present, mayhaps? Dear Santa, I would like a gas mask bra these holidays, please. Can it come with a pair of vibrating panties, please?

*G*

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