Continuing on my December search for the perfect Christmas gifts, I came upon this INnovative, ahem, present for the GEM girl wannabe. It's called The Pink Stinger. See, Deadly In Pink.
This weapon fits nicely into your palm and the ZAPPLICATOR shoots 50,000 volts of pain on your attacker. Ha. It has barbed prods and 14 feet of wire. Do not come near me, you robber, or be taste my Terminator Tampon of Terror. BUZZzzzzzzZZZZzzz.
WARNING: They look kind of similar to the real thing. I think it would REALLY HURT if one accidentally insert this, thinking it's the Real Thing and hit the zapplicator. I mean, OW. Or maybe Oooh, depending whether you're into pain or not.
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