Today's sexy TOPic of Discussion

Sometimes, a woman's top draws a lot of attention at her job. An employee at Citibank, Debrahlee Lorenza, made national news when she was fired because she was dressed too sexy. If you google her story and pics, you'll find that she wore standard office clothes, which Citibank told her not to, any more because she looked too sexy in them and it drove male employees wild with desire was too distracting for males.

Sure, she does look sexy in them, but I didn't think she looked sleazy at all. I guess male Citibankers where she was employed were walking erections from 9-5pm everyday.

What about the other way round?

When I was totally starving, I went for an “interview” at the then new and popular sportsbar with the capital H in its name. I was told to put on the company tee and be sure to knot it tight, and then to stand in a lineup with these tall, leggy, beautiful young blonde women.

Um, I didn’t get the job. I was told to my face my boobs didn’t fill in the tight teeshirt. My girlfriend, whom I affectionately called Ding-Dong and still do, got the job, though.

The manager wasn’t sympathetic when I told him starvation took away my mammaries. Ah well. :)

Any good stories about your top to add to mine?

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Year End Sexy Veges: ARE YOUR EYES READY?

Here you go, my sexy Vege friends. If this picture doesn't bother you, do click on the link below to show ALL. You've been warned.

Yes, those are nipply sexy veges.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! (CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW FOR MORE FUN)

Aren't they the sexiest Veges of 2009? :D Happy now? Now go eat some veges.

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It's Been A While

I know you've been missing your dose of Sexy Veges people have been sending me. Here you go. Happy cookin' this weekend!

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GLow For Romance

I'm doing my BBW signing today so maybe there'll be lots of shoppers picking it up as a Valentine's Day gift. It's supposed to be lovely and sunny out today but right now it's overcast. Wish me luck!

Are you doing anything special for/with your loved one today?

I have a friend who's hoping a pair of sexy furry handcuffs will respark the romance and fun in her and her man's sex life. She joked, sort of embarrased, that he'd probably have a heart attack when he sees the present because he knows that she reads lots of romances and would be expecting hours of pleasure. LOL. I tried to ease her mind by telling her to first hint to him that HE would be the one getting hours of pleasure ;-).

It's kind of sad how sometimes we put our sex lives on the shelf while we try to pay the bills. Even a day like Valentine's Day becomes part of a series of chores, you know? Romance doesn't have to be about expensive chocolate and hearts. Sometimes a nice breakfast in bed, or a morning massage, even going out on a date, can make a day special.

For myself, I'll be sitting at a table with romance books all around me, trying to munch cookies professionally. I'm just happy to be away from strapping lumber and screwing in tile for the day, although my Alpha Male tells me that my writing does involve lots of wood and screwing, so what's the difference. Hmmmph. Smart asses should be banned on Valentine's Day. Just for that I think I'll give him a sexy vege tonight.

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Post #2: First Uber Disguise

This is Jiggy's first Halloween so he gets to be humiliated.

Usually, as you know, around Oct./Nov., I drive off to the Tampa Bay area to watch Alpha Male in the adult baseball league national tournaments held there. Sort of a mini holiday.

Anyway, I received this from Tampa today. The guys are having too much fun not to include something for me. It's a bit too small ;-).

Anyway, Jiggy didn't seem to mind too much. I shone the "ghost lighting" on him to see what he'd look like in the dark:

I have no idea why the ghost light made him pink! LOL. But he looked quite ev-ul, doesn't he?

I would much prefer seeing the guys in tights running around the bases, but hey, I guess I could go trick-a-treating for some candy tonight.

Oh, Theresa sent me this Sexy Vege:

Happy Halloweenie, everyone! Don't eat too much candy.

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Sexy Vege Time-Out

It's the last night to do your taxes if you filed for an extension in April. So guess what I'm doing right now. Really, take a guess.

So while I'm making numbers match up like the way the government is doing right now, and promising them I'll bail them out with my "dollars," won't you share a Sexy Vege moment with me?

My friend once asked me, "Why sexy veges? I don't get it."

Well, that's the point. Thousands of people out there take the time to post sexy vege pictures on the world wide web. Fascinating, isn't it? ;-)

Besides, I've been collecting these pics since the Internetz spewed them out years and years ago. Where else can I post them but on my blog? And now blog visitors send me sexy veges pic they spot, so it's a vicious cycle.

"Ya, but what does that have to do with being a writer? Or a roofer?"

Hey, some authors find it fun to tape bacon on cats. I'm not that cruel. Or so genius-minded. I just find people finding time to post their photos of sexy veges fascinating. I feel I should acknowledge them and say yes, sexy veges are...fun. Or something. LOL. You tell me.

Besides, I know* you like looking at them. Fascinated you, haven't I?

Hey, btw, is the pumpkin a vege? Cos, that's one ugly looking fruit.

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These Sexy Veges Are Sick!

You know, some authors get sent artwork of their foreign editions. Others get referred to anything about bacon taped to cats and body parts. Me...I get pictures of sexy veges emailed to me. I have no idea why ;-).

Thank you Vanessa. You know I loved them and will be sharing them with all the readers here. Yes, they must get their sexy vege fix too!

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Friday Frou Frou

After looking at my research into sperm donation in China and donkey shows in South America, do you still think me weird for indulging in sexy veges? I think not. My kind of perversion does not need brain bleach or make you scrub your eyeballs out, so there, pffffft.

It's February already, believe it or not. Life's going fast, isn't it?

Bad Puppy turned one year old. For his birthday, I bought him his own man titty book to tear up ;-). He still does the dogfu thing when I'm not at home and somehow snatches books from the lower shelves.

Bad Puppy is Bad Stud too. I caught him trying to do the studly thang to my TWELVE year-old Mira! I told him that it's against the law. She's, like, 84 years old, you...you...horny dog. That's all I need, little Bad Puppies running around the mad house.

I'm looking forward to buying Meljean Brook's new book. Talking about stud, every time I look at her cover, I want to have the his baby. Now, that's serious eye candy there. What are you adding to your TBR mountain this month?

I think, to clean our eyes, I should post some nice eye candy this weekend. With kilts ;-). What do y'all say to that? (A resounding Nooooooo....right?)

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Oh, To Be A Fly On A Wall

I want to have one of COMCEN's microeye at Ranger Buddy's next Psychology/English class ;-).

Assignment: Write an descriptive essay on an experience. Express the implicit and explicit meaning of your experience to help your reader understand its importance to you. We'll be reading the essays in class and discussing the descriptive elements.

Okay, guess which would be RB's presentation:

1) The Day I Broke Up With My Girlfriend

2) My Summer Vacation In Europe

3) Why I Want To Be A Nurse

4) That Time When I Won the Mr. Potato Queen Contest

5) My First Pet

6) My Best Friend

7) My Last Firefight aka How I'm Left With Half A Lung

Bwahahahahahahhahaha.

I'm thinking his psych teacher is going to make a case out of him, what do you think?

I shake my head at how life can be so strange: I was teaching English when I met RB and he had been roofing for decades. Now decades later, I'm the roofer and he's taking English classes.

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Vanessa Jay, this sexy vegetable is for you:

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