I want to have one of COMCEN's microeye at Ranger Buddy's next Psychology/English class ;-).
Assignment: Write an descriptive essay on an experience. Express the implicit and explicit meaning of your experience to help your reader understand its importance to you. We'll be reading the essays in class and discussing the descriptive elements.
Okay, guess which would be RB's presentation:
1) The Day I Broke Up With My Girlfriend
2) My Summer Vacation In Europe
3) Why I Want To Be A Nurse
4) That Time When I Won the Mr. Potato Queen Contest
5) My First Pet
6) My Best Friend
7) My Last Firefight aka How I'm Left With Half A Lung
Bwahahahahahahhahaha.
I'm thinking his psych teacher is going to make a case out of him, what do you think?
I shake my head at how life can be so strange: I was teaching English when I met RB and he had been roofing for decades. Now decades later, I'm the roofer and he's taking English classes.
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Vanessa Jay, this sexy vegetable is for you:
Bear with me while I learn. The first button likes the POST. The second button likes the BLOG site. Please help me by "liking" me. Thanks!
9 comments:
Mr Potato Queen??
Lady Zannah,
:P. It's the last title. I just thought it funny to listen in on all the "ordinary" titles young students usually throw out every semester/quarter in college and then...you get the 58 year-old talking about his last lucid night in Vietnam.
Hahahahahaha. Mwah! Thank you!
I did cheat a bit though, you left me hanging a bit too long so I had to go to for my fix.
ps.(NSFW site)
pps. I only went there for the veggies.
ppps. Honest.
pppps ::fingers crossed behind back::
As for RooferGuy, I knew he'd pick out #7. Maybe he'll give you permisson to post an excerpt? =:-o lol.
Oh, I give up! I don't know why the link to Eros blog won't close. Sorry for the delted comments, but I'm leaving the link anyways cause the pics are funny. ;-P
"deleted" *sigh*
Might as well change the title of this post to "Vanessa takes over the comments!"
AHAHAHAHAHA, Vanessa Jaye, I'm so stealing that picture for my little sexy vege file! That thing looks obscene. And yeah, of course you went to that site just for the potato pics, uh huh.
You know Jenn, that eventful summer day when I went into Barnes and Noble looking for a new book and bought V-His, I had no idea that it would change my outlook on certain things; for instance I do not think elevator rides are dull anymore, I keep giggling while humming "Love in an Elevator". And then there are the veggies.....I cannot cook without giggling like a school girl anymore. Did I mention I am so not a school girl anymore? The alpha male has noticed and he is now suspicious of what I type when I sit in front of the computer. I think you have become a bad influence...so I thank you *big sloppy kiss*
LMAO I was going to ask where you find all these sexy veggies ... then Vanessa posted that link. OMG! The next thing you know Someone will be posting a Cucumber. =)
Lady Zannah,
It's good to know I'm making you giggle, LOL. But I need you step up to BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Kathleen,
That Vanessa :shaking head: TOTALLY CORRUPTED.
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