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1) Killer Mixer -- glug sip glug
2) Turkey, potatoes, fried rice, butterscotch soup, bread, stuffing, gravy, drippings, sweet potato souffle
3) Pumpkin pie, coconut pie, pecan pie
4) coffee
5) Breakdancing Spartans. Watched spoof of 300 (with an almost nekkid KEVIN SORBO)--MEET THE SPARTANS.
PERFECT ending to Thanksgiving.
I'm done.
How did yours go?
I love me my Alphas. I really do. And they are my source of humor.
Trust me, they are a funny, funny species.
A certain Alpha man wants to buy a motorcycle. He has never ridden one before, never been interested, really, but for some reason, he has decided that now is the right time to ride the roaring beast.
One day, he sees a used motorcycle for sale for the right price. He contacts the seller and makes an appointment to look at it.
Does he bring a male buddy who knows about bikes? You think? ;-)
He brings ME. Gennita, who knows nothing, NOTHING (other than riding and hanging decorously on), about bikes. To show off his new toy, you say? Oh, not so, my dears.
When you're with an Alpha, you know they don't just show off toys like that. Oh, there's a reason why an Alpha man would take me to buy a motorcycle and it ain't to show off.
I know exactly why I've been asked to go along to check out the beast. For one tiny, itsy-bitty, moment, I consider not playing my part. Torture comes in many forms, you know ;-). But ah, well. I'm, after all, a nice, friendly woman who understands the innate shyness of an Alpha man TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS.
So I dutifully open my mouth and ask all the important questions that a man can't ask another man, such as
"How do you turn it on?"
"Where are the turn signals?"
"How much gas? How far can it go before you refill the tank?"
"Are those the gears?"
and, the most important one: "Is this a good bike to learn how to ride on? or is it too dangerous for a beginner?"
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Alpha puppies. I trained them all....
Now, I have to go ask another Alpha man to teach this Alpha man how to ride a beast. Of course I have to go along. I'm going to be the one asking the RIGHT DIRECTIONS to operate the machine while the males do their alpha grunts and signals. Tsk.
As you can see, Alpha men just can't admit they don't know how. You know I'm going to have to find a way to insert this scene into a book! Maybe Cucumber...hmm...he's going to need a Big Bike.
Ugh.
Ranger Buddy gave me my first August birthmonth present -- tearing off a double-layered roof that crumbles into moldy pieces at the first shovel. Life cannot get any ickier. And hotter.
No. It CAN get hotter!
I daydream while melting in the sun. I daydream of my helpers around me looking like these guys:
While I wipe the sweat out of my shingle-grimed fingers, I should be able to feast my eyes on swirling capes and broad, tanned chests such as these. Not the smoking, hanging potbellied, stinky, three-day old teeshirted variety that just kills my birthday mood ;-).
No, no, back to my daydream. In the middle of sweeping roof debris down into the dump truck, Gerard Butler in all his eight-pack glory will leap from the gable to my side to assist me.... These guys will stride around in their loincloths repairing rotten wood and carrying bundle of shingles for me. Yeah....
Happy Birthmonth, Gennita Low. ;-) And oh, you MUST watch ze video, set to Madonna's Vogue. It is Mah-vellous. There are such creative and talented people out there.
Let's watch it again...Pretty. Mine. Pretty. Uh huh. Mine too. Sweet. Definitely Mine. MINE! ;-)
Here's a real live romance. Harlequin Books and Sandal Resorts teamed up in a contest asking for couples to send in an entry describing their everlasting love in 50 words or less. (Me: 50 words or less! Yoikes. Shakespeare, anybody?) Anyway, the winners will be featured as a couple on a Valentine cover of a Harlequin book in 2008.
Here's the winning entry:
"Eleven years of an endless honey-moon. 132 months of breakfast in bed. 3984 days of wine and roses. 95616 hours of making love by the sea. 5,736,960 minutes of enduring romance. And 344,217,600 seconds of being with the one who completes our soul = Patrick + Deanna, Forever."
That's really Patrick and Deanna on the cover. Sweet, huh? Makes me all gooshy inside reading their entry ;-).
You can read all about this here:
PUBLISHER'S WEEKLY "Endless Honeymoon"
Can you write a fifty word entry about your relationship with any of your partners? ;-) I'm sure mine wouldn't have sounded quite so romantic. More like, 3000-plus back-breaking roofs later, I'm still one Very hot babe in August. Or something like dat.
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Speaking of August heat, t's my Birthday Month, by the way. So for much of this month, I'll celebrate with pics of Hawtness. For me. I'm sure you won't mind celebrating my month with me, right? ;-) Because no Gennita birthmonth is complete without some KILTS!
Happy Birthmonth to Me...
The last pic was randomly found on the Net but it has a watermarked copyright to Bodyshots.
Tired.
Got my Biz Taxes done and extended the rest. Extensions -- the favorite word of uber roofer and uber author.
I'll post again later tonight but I'm absolutely braindead from figuring out Schedule D. God. Selling a house was hard. Trying to report THAT to the IRS and figuring out cost basis/final blahblah THEIR WAY was like having your blood sucked by a vampire. Oh wait. They did suck the life force out of my bank account. Grrr.
So, we'll talk later, 'kay? When I'm human again. Meanwhile, ponder over why they can't simplify their forms to look like these:
Form Schedule WHEN
FORM JED PART B
Form JED Part C
Boy, are you going to be bored now that TAX TIME is over and it'll be back to good old Gennita Sexy Veges pics. Heh heh.
Third post of the day! Still looking for these....
Second post of the day!
I searched and searched and couldn't find THESE FORMS in my IRS Code Adventure Book:
Form 1040NKED
Form 1040BDSM
Form 1040LORDY
Don't we all?
This is the Carlson Twins. They are Abercrombie and Fitch models. They have a series of wallpaper available for the computer WHICH I WANT. If you can help me find the site to download them for my collection, I'd be eternally grateful. Like a copy of Virtually His hot off-the-press grateful ;-).
Here's another screensaver of theirs:
Now do you see why I want to collect them? ;-)
I haven't been feeling well the couple of days, so my brain isn't processing words very well. It doesn't help when I go on the roof and Mr. Language asks me questions like: "Do they play the bongolo drums in Malaysia?" and "What do you feed your ponderanian dawgs?"
He isn't being playing with words, believe me.
Entertain me. So what's new in your life?
What political agenda? :evil grin:
I don't know about you but it's just all about raining men. LOL.
I have the longer version of this but I like this cut better. Cut, geddit? Hee.
I've been thinking. The 300 would make a perfect historical fantasy with the hero coming home triumphant, of course. And the love scene with nekkid Leonidas would be expanded ;-). Best review line evah: "300 half-naked men, with swords of different sizes, unsheathhhhhhhed, doing battle in. A. Narrow. Valley...I think this girl needs some alone time." She didn't see no stinkin' politico statements, LOL.
Isn't this a great video?
MAY 07
