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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Uber Alpha Men Just Can't

I love me my Alphas. I really do. And they are my source of humor.

Trust me, they are a funny, funny species.

A certain Alpha man wants to buy a motorcycle. He has never ridden one before, never been interested, really, but for some reason, he has decided that now is the right time to ride the roaring beast.

One day, he sees a used motorcycle for sale for the right price. He contacts the seller and makes an appointment to look at it.

Does he bring a male buddy who knows about bikes? You think? ;-)

He brings ME. Gennita, who knows nothing, NOTHING (other than riding and hanging decorously on), about bikes. To show off his new toy, you say? Oh, not so, my dears.

When you're with an Alpha, you know they don't just show off toys like that. Oh, there's a reason why an Alpha man would take me to buy a motorcycle and it ain't to show off.

I know exactly why I've been asked to go along to check out the beast. For one tiny, itsy-bitty, moment, I consider not playing my part. Torture comes in many forms, you know ;-). But ah, well. I'm, after all, a nice, friendly woman who understands the innate shyness of an Alpha man TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS.

So I dutifully open my mouth and ask all the important questions that a man can't ask another man, such as

"How do you turn it on?"
"Where are the turn signals?"
"How much gas? How far can it go before you refill the tank?"
"Are those the gears?"
and, the most important one: "Is this a good bike to learn how to ride on? or is it too dangerous for a beginner?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Alpha puppies. I trained them all....

Now, I have to go ask another Alpha man to teach this Alpha man how to ride a beast. Of course I have to go along. I'm going to be the one asking the RIGHT DIRECTIONS to operate the machine while the males do their alpha grunts and signals. Tsk.

As you can see, Alpha men just can't admit they don't know how. You know I'm going to have to find a way to insert this scene into a book! Maybe Cucumber...hmm...he's going to need a Big Bike.



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6 comments:

LadyZannah said...

OK now, don't mess with Cucumber. He's one of my three SEALs.

Leilani said...

LOL! Jenn, I almost choked on a granola bar. It's a good thing your alphas have you!!

vanessa jaye said...

LOL. Great anecdote. *gg*

Elaine said...

Doesn't Cucumber already have a big...uhh...bike?

Gennita said...

Lady Zannah,

Come on, I can mess with Cucumber! ;-) He's fun to mess with.

Leilani,

It was very hard trying to keep a straight face. Ah, the things I have to do to let them keep their Alphaness intact ;-).

Vanessa,

Definitely good future teasing material.

Elaine,

Now why do I think you're talking about a motorcycle?

Kathleen Dante said...

LOL That would be perfect! I can imagine Cucumber acting that way. =)

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