The Strangest Furniture For Your House

Yes, they are for sale.  Yes, they're quite expensive.  Really, why would anyone do this to their home?

This is taking the "I wanna feel born again" feeling to the extreme.

I'm not sure what this chair wants to be, but it looks like a deflated sumo wrestler about to fall off one.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Poor tiger. He doesn't look very happy.  And I think I'd trip on his tail every day. My dog would be chewing on it too.  Poor tiger.

This is actually a designer's bathroom.  I can't imagine how it must feel to lean over one of these every morning to brush my teeth.

This crystal chandelier is available for your mega magnificent hallway for a small fortune.  Don't let it fall on one of the guests, although it might be memorable to be killed by a crystal penis.

I plan to put this in my living room. But it doesn't really look that comfy because if you study its...shape...you'll see that you'll have to lean over all the time while nestled between the...ah...nuts.  That would make it really difficult to watch your favorite show.

Seen any funny furniture lately? :D Or maybe you bought one?!

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I want to hear it all.

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And Now Something Beyond Deep Thoughts

You don't need to dwell too long on this video and I guarantee you will think of another way to gain...umm...strong upper arms. But then you'll probably need a JR Ward seven-foot vampire/brothah to really, really, REALLLLY achieve the effect.

I promise this video isn't as weird as the pics from the post before.

$19.95? Really? ;-)

Via the Smart Bitches.

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Got $31 Million?

You can buy this village and play lord/lady of the manor. Apparently its former lord passed away with no heir and now the villagers need a "master."

The whole lot includes 22 houses, 1,500 acres of farmland, 450 acres of trees, a place to play cricket, a shop, even a blacksmith's forge. Just the thing for that new set of mail.

Hey, if you do, please invite me for a visit ;-). I know someone will grab it. After all, the house on which I'm working on costs $10. And the owner paid cash. For the price of three houses, he could have bought this whole village AND be called lord of the manor.

It's pretty too:

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Post #2: At 3.30AM

I've decided I want to be one of those ooh-ing and ahh-ing women on late-night infomercials.

My #1 choice would be for the In-Styler. Those women sitting at the table with the wide-eyed "wow" look at shiny hair. I can do that.

My #2 choice would be for the air-brush foundation compressor, Luminess. Those women with the look of lust and ecstasy as the spray of compressor air hits their face with paint. I can do that.

My #3 choice would be for the in-home colon irrigation kit. The very satisfied expression on the patient's face as the "doctor" show her amazingly shaped dried-up product from her bowel movements was just...beatific. I CAN DO THAT.

Where do I apply for those jobs?

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