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I've decided I want to be one of those ooh-ing and ahh-ing women on late-night infomercials.
My #1 choice would be for the In-Styler. Those women sitting at the table with the wide-eyed "wow" look at shiny hair. I can do that.
My #2 choice would be for the air-brush foundation compressor, Luminess. Those women with the look of lust and ecstasy as the spray of compressor air hits their face with paint. I can do that.
My #3 choice would be for the in-home colon irrigation kit. The very satisfied expression on the patient's face as the "doctor" show her amazingly shaped dried-up product from her bowel movements was just...beatific. I CAN DO THAT.
Where do I apply for those jobs?
Friday, December 19, 2008
Post #2: At 3.30AM
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LOL. Those infomercials really get to your mind at 3am. If I had the money, I'd have ordered every damn thing they sell to me at that hour, from special dewrinkling makeup to useless household cleaners.
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