Website Went Kaboom

My website went down while my sister and I were trying to migrate the FYEO blog to Wordpress.Org due to Blogger's no-more-FTP friendliness. Apologies to those of you who go to my "world" through my website.

Anyway, because we couldn't figure out how to get my blog to work with my host, ReliableSite, I finally, as a temporary solution, migrated FYEO to a Blogspot address. So, for now, please change your FYEO link to:

http://www.fyeo-gennita-low.blogspot.com/

until I solve my Wordpress.Org/Reliable Site puzzle. Sigh. I really want my FYEO blog to use my own www.Gennita-Low.com/blog link because that's all connected to my books and my world, you know?

Thank you for your patience.

P/S For those of you wondering why there hadn't been any updates, it's because of the FTP problem as well as real-life stuff these past few months. But there WILL be updates, as soon as I get Virtually One all done, there will be lots of hints and excerpts for those of you who love to read the behind-the-scene stuff through the eyes of Eight Ball.

Again, I'm grateful for your understanding. I promise to make it up to you, okay?

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On An Uber Slow Sunday

Mood today:

It's one of those weekends when there's nothing much/important to talk about, you know? I mean, do you really want another blog about PARIS' jailhouse rock? Thought so.

Then we have US Weekly showing pictures of Lindsay Lohan and another young singer/actress/personality heavy-lidded drunk and posing with knives. Throw in Nicole's skinny adventures and some other troubled twenty-something celebrity's latest drinking binge/driving problems. They are all sexay, sexay girl pretending to be so, so bad. "I know, let's not wear panties tonight! And pretend we didn't know our naughty bits are being photographed!" Yawn.

The ennui is echoed even in the sports world: NBA finals...other than Cleveland, does anyone care? And this is from a old-school Cavaliers fan. Clemens and the Yankees. Other than SQ's squeeing, is there excitement in the air? ;-) Oh wait, there was the Magic appearance and disappearance of a certain ex-now-back Gator coach. That was pretty heart-pounding. Michele Wie faked another injury? Yawn.

So I turned off the TV and picked up a sure thing, a romance book! There is nothing like a good romance to take me out of the boring, boring world. Linda Winstead Jones' contribution to the Raintree trilogy, HAUNTED, is my choice. What's yours?

Bored? Can't figure out what to do other than put on make up and walk around without panties? Have you thought about taking up the HARLEQUIN 10,000 Book Challenge? It's a LOT MORE fun than jail. Plus, no one will take pictures of you reading in your holey bathrobe and bunny slippers and post them on YouTube.

Actually, now that I have had my coffee, I think it would be great if each of us send Paris Hilton a romance to read for each day of her incarceration and have her post a pic of herself reading it on Youtube. Wouldn't it be good advertisement? She looks up, with Gennita Low's The Hunter, and says, "'S hawt." Then you can comment, "It's Hawk, Paris, HAWK!"

;-) Okay, back to reading Haunted.... Or, you can stare at this picture of naughty sea cucumbers having sex:

I know I can sneak in a sexy vege (sea cucumbers is a vege too!) pic on a slow Sunday! Heh.

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You'd Better Be Uber Alpha In Sparta!

It's official. I came home yesterday and addressed all my Spartan furbabees that This is now LURV GERARD BUTLER week. Yes, I went to see Sparta and that all but sealed my all-time love for this man (since his sleek Attila The Hun days). And did he display all his manness in this movie, YUM!



He's just wicked sexy as get-out. He wets my dreams, 'kay? And Gerard Butler with wicked abs of steel makes me sigh with female joy. Heh heh. I want to be Queen Gorgo, 'kay? Then life would be complete.

Wait, wait, you say. Jenn, you lusty cheatress. What about your lurv for George Clooney? Isn't he Number One?

But of course. But George's debonair and ultra cool. He's, like, whip cream on top Waffle Gerard. I can't see him all oiled up in a loin cloth and a big sword. Not yet, anyway, heh.

Gerard Butler would rip my Clooney's heart out and eat it for breakfast. That's how manly he is.

OTOH, I don't see why can't I have both. They don't need to know. Shhh.

But Jenn, WHAT ABOUT THE MOVIE?

Oh, I didn't know I was supposed to review the movie ;-). It was a lot less gory than I thought. The fake blood helped to deflect all the chopped limbs flying around. My eyes were too busy admiring the red-caped all but nekkid heros. My mind kept wanting to replay the ten-second scene of Leonidas making love to his Queen. THAT is worth buying the VCD to watch over and over. Hawt.

Below is an amusing interview of a very bawdy Gerard talking about his sex scene in the 300. And the review captured my reaction very well: "300 half-nekkid men, ready and sweaty, with swords of various sizes, un...sheathed..., preparing for battle in a Very Narrow Canyon...I think I'm going to need some alone time." LOL. That about says it all.

Go see the movie!

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My Kind Of Uber Spy

Oh yeah. I want to be the soap bubble arranger in this particular shot.

If he were blonder, he'd be Alex. That's T he's pointing his gun at, of course, who else? ;-)

Happy weekend!

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Uber Good Day For a Carwash

THE VIRTUALLY HIS ARC CONTEST IS OFFICIALLY OVER.

RESULTS AT 11.

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One of my posters at my forum sent this along. I wanted to share the lurv:

I need to hire these guys to clean my vehicle! It's in the 70s here today. Perfect weather to watch them too

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A few TV questions and comments for this week:

1) Why does Simon turn and look at Paula like THAT every time she opens her mouth?

2) I need Hugh Laurie to tongue me like he did Cameron. All kinds of hot.

3) Heart broken--I read on a spoiler board that my favorite Amazing Race All Stars couple will be eliminated next. Wahhhh. Not even the final three? Wahhhh.

4) Lost = Can't be bothered.

5) Do I really need to know the details in the love notes the astronaut and his girlfriend sent to each other? Do I really, really need to know she "wants to welcome him with her legs wrapped around him while he's naked"?

6) I went to the dentist yesterday morning. Ouch. I have a tooth that would not go numb. Ouch. Misery.

I'll give you a guess as how much the dentist wants to charge me to make my teeth Hollywood-perfect. Come on...let's see how good you are.

7) I just finished Elizabeth Vaughan's WARPRIZE. What about you?

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You Can See What I Meant

REMINDER: VIRTUALLY HIS ARC CONTEST
See Feb 15 post (VIRTUALLY YOURS)

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LAST NIGHT'S YAWN FEST

Here are samples of last night's Prom Night At The Oscars.

1) Jennifer Hudson: Nice color but what's with wearing a size one silver satin jacket? Does it even keep you warm? Pockets are nice in a gown but walking down the red carpet with your hands in them? Not good.



2) Penelope Cruz aka The Golden Duck: It's muted bronzy gold, with enough feathers for March Of The Ducks. At least she doesn't have a peanut head like Jennifer Lopez last year.



3) Cameron Diaz aka Napkin Woman: Like I said, my mom would have approved. I can so see her lying on top of a giant plate with silverware.



4) Naomi Watts: In washed-out yellow. And too cheap to get an entire wrap. I did like her hair, though. Marilyn Monroe is back, have you notice?



5) Maggie Gyllenhaal: those strips of different material, I'm told, are called ARCHITECTURAL ACCENTS. She should beat her dresser black and blue for this.



6) Jennifer Lopez: She's the Grecian babe. This gown actually looked quite lovely on stage. But I don't know in this picture. High-waisted designs always makes one look either pregnant or out of proportion.



I couldn't find you Meryl Streep's Oscar Prom Dress. She's always good for a gulp. Send it to me if you have it.

So the boldest color was blue and everyone thinks washed out plum/mauve/puke is sophisticated. Yuk. Where are the usual hot glamor girls this year, anyway? Where's Charlize Theron? Halle Berry? Uma?

But we still have Gywneth, who's a hit or miss, depending on what she does with her boobs. I like this gown. It has ARCHITECTURAL lines. And it is different (no strips, no patches, no feathers, no glitter, no one strap, no overtightness, no strange combo, no washed-out vanilla yellow, no prom-night pinko). It's a nice Oscar dress.



Oh btw, I miss the bling bling this year too. Last year, we had enough to need sunglasses. I tell you, this year, everyone is thinking "save the world, save the diamonds." Sigh.

I shall always fondly remember this:



Or Kim Basinger, 1990, where are you?

Seriously, they knew how to dress for the Oscars back then.

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