A new reader emailed me, saying that she's been trying to go through all my blog entries, all the way to the beginning (gulp), because she wanted to read my funny posts like this one:
Gennita's Suspenseful Massage Incident
"I suffer from insomnia and spend most of my nights reading. I just discovered your books and some of them were damn funny. So I decided to google you and it gave me a link to the massage incident you wrote about. It was so funny that I had to check your blog out for more of your humor. Surely you have more than that post to keep me laughing. I really enjoy your sense of humor and was hoping to find more Adventures of Jenn. Can you give me the links to some of your more memorable funny moments so I can have a good time laughing during my sleepless nights? Please?"
Wow. Thank you for buying my books and I'm glad you enjoyed them. I think going back through all my posts (from 2004!!!) would be totally insane. I can imagine all the Sexy Veges keeping you up!
Anyway, I'm not sure whether Jenn's Adventures are that interesting, but hey, maybe the following will jog some of my regular blog visitors' memories and they can laugh along at my silly moments. And of course, a source of amusement for new readers who haven't read them before:
Gennita's Play About The Plagiarised Black-Footed Ferret
Gennita's Identityless Nightmare At Atlanta Airport
Gennita's Head Kissed The Concrete
What A Girl Learns With Her Eyes Closed
Gennita's Guide To Swinging Your Ass Fifty Feet In The Air
Gennita's Annual Adventure With The Bugman
Gennita Says No To Sexy Vagi
Gennita Discovers Porcupine Porn
Gennita's Scary Uber Bunny Story
Gennita And The Uber-Screaming Frog Incident
Gennita Learns About Auras
Hopefully, the ones I've picked are funny to you, Shona. I don't know; most of these stories seemed so traumatic, I'm sure it explains my brain damage ;-).
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