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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

When The Internet Goes Dark

If you're wondering why Wikipedia isn't working today or Twitpic, or some parts of Google, here's the reason:

http://sopastrike.com/

Your Congress is trying to enact a law sounds like fluffy bunnies and rainbows, but in reality, will cause Uber Nazis to descend upon the free source community upon which the Internet was founded. Sure, most of us are against piracy and illegal activities on the Net, but would you trust your government not to ban other sites it deems "inappropriate" for you? Like Wiki Leaks, maybe? Think of the government of China and their power over and constant monitoring of their people's usage of Internet services and sites. You might "trust" your administration now. What about in 4 years? Or 4 from then?

Broad laws will only kill your freedom. That's my 2 cents on this important subject.

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Sunday, June 12, 2011

The Weinerlogues

Epic reading by Bill Maher and Jane Lynch (Glee's Sue Sylvester) of Representative Weiner's Facebook chat with his girlpal.



Stupid is as stupid does.

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Saturday, June 19, 2010

It's Not A Dead Parrot

I'm talking about BP CEO Tony Hayward, you know, the Brit guy on TV with the adorable Gekko accent, the public face of the BP deep ocean oil well explosion disaster. I don't think this man knows that he is the designated whipping boy, and if he does, he sure knows how to make himself sound clueless with his epic rhetorical blunders.

The gems coming out each time he opens his mouth reminded me of Marie Antoinette's purportedly arrogant "Let them eat cake" when confronted by a starving crowd outside the palace doors.

You must speak his lines below in full Monty Python style, and then tell me if you don't agree with me that this guy's eating some soles, and I don't mean the dead fish floating in the polluted Gulf.

I'm rephrasing some of his quotes taken from my Google and Yahoo news feeds. Go check out the news articles yourself and read for yourself his comments about not being an expert and other "gems."

Louisiana/Gulf Residents: "Excuse me, we'd like to register a complaint. There's a leaking oil well in our ocean."

Hayward: "No one wanted to resolve the crisis as badly as I because I'd like my life back."

Ahem. Dear, Mr. Hayward, so do the residents of Louisiana, who lives will NEVER be the same for a long, long time after you've returned home to eat cake.

Before the Senate hearing (I'm paraphrasing and parodying C-Span here, so you have to play along):

Senator: "This is a dead well."

Hayward: "That's irreverent, isn't it?"

Senator: "But it's dead and it's dead because of your company!"

Hayward: "We drill hundreds of wells. I wasn't part of the decision making process on THIS well. Another well that hasn't exploded, yes, but not this one. This one is somebody else's decision."

S: "But you're the CEO!"

H: "But that's irreverent again, isn't it? I'm the CEO, yes, but that doesn't make me an expert.

S: "What then do your oceanography scientists say about the well and the leaking oil?"

H: "Sorry, I'm not an oceanography scientist. Next question?"

S: "But aren't your engineers going to drill a relief well to save the ocean?"

H: "Sorry, sorry, I'm not a drilling engineer either. Just a humble little CEO."

S: "You're stonewalling us!!!"

H: "I'm really, really sorry. Really, I am. Now I have to go to attend to Bob. I need a weekend off to see my precious Bob sail around the Isle of Wight. Lots of millionaires there, you know. Now, I'm an expert of that. You can come along, if you like, but really, it's just me trying to get some family time."

"Bob" is Mr Hayward's yacht and he took the weekend off to take it sailing at a world-famous race. Because, you know, that's what CEO do.

Here, y'all watch the great Monty Python skit below and tell me if Mr. Tony Hayward doesn't sound like he's trying to convince the people the parrot wasn't dead.





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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Post #2: Lost

Ahahahahaha. Funny political cartoon. Why he referenced that particular song in his TV confession perplexes me.




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Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Ze Planets Tell Ze Story

Saturn (Business as usual) in exact opposition to Uranus (change) Nov. 4, 2008. I kiddeth you not.

Yeah, you like the astrology stuff. But what does it mean, Jenn?






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Monday, November 03, 2008

For Those On The Cow Fence

Are there really any of you out there? But okay, if you're sitting on that fence, having a good country cuppa, and watching the cows being herded, do you see that yonder there are extra cows wandering around in the pasture? Well, maybe you might go for one of these cow bells instead:

LIBERTARIAN
You have two cows. You do what you want.

BOSTON TEA PARTY (formed by Libertarian not happy with Libertarian Party)
You have two cows. Go away. What I do with my cow is none of your business.

CONSTITUTION PARTY
You have two cows. One has actually read the constitution, believes in it, and has some really good ideas about government. The cow runs for office, and while most people agree that the cow is the best candidate, nobody except the other cow votes for her because they think it would be "throwing their vote away."

GREEN PARTY
(Me: Did you know there are TWO OTHER women running for President and VP?)
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them. "Save the cow, save the world."

AMERICAN INDEPENDENT PARTY
You have two cows. But which cow is The One? You ask the cows. They moo-ed.
INDEPENDENT-ECOLOGY/NATURAL LAW PARTY
You have two cows. Forget them. It's all about Ralph Nader.

PROHIBITION PARTY
(There really is still one)
You have two cows. That is a sin.

REFORM PARTY
You have two cows. They'd better not be from Mexico. Or China. Or India. What is wrong with homegrown cows?

There you have it...some of the above is just my take. If you're interested in learning the names and checking out these candidates, here is a site with ALL the 2008 Presidential Candidates, write-ins and all.

Happy Cow-belling.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

More Cow Bells!

Morning humor (esp. if you listen to the morning news). I thought this would help everyone to understand. And you know we're all very confused at this moment.






Cows and Political Philosophy

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.

MILITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".

BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps' brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.


CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.


HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly- listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad.


ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.


FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.


TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.


COUNTER CULTURE: Wow, dude, there's like... these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.


SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

THERE WILL BE A TEST ON THIS SOMETIME TODAY. IF YOU DON'T PASS, I'll MAKE YOUR COWS CRY.



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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Of Course Now Everyone Sends Me These

ObamaPartyJeep

Hilary is pretending to be enjoying herself.




This would make a good romance story title ;-). Heehee, the kilt kills me.


This one gives me the idea to write a story about a Presidential who's actually a robot because the real one was assassinated and it's a big seKret. Then the robot suddenly started to make weird decisions...;-P

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Funny stuff. Love the romance cover sendoff!

Caption contest from yesterday still running. Come on...surely you have Moar Funneeness in you.




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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

One More Way To Make Walmart Buy Gennita Low

Thanks to Wendy K., who sent me this video:





My first Executive Order: Gennita Low books in Walmart. On every gosh-darn shelf. ;-)



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Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy 4th of July!

It's Independence Day. While the husbands perform the manly duties of getting the grill hot, while the children look forward to a good meal and fireworks, while we enjoy a couple of super powers summer flicks, I would like to just gently remind us of some important words said by some important men about this important occasion.

No preaching here. Just a hope that we'd reflect upon these quotes in between juicy munches of meat, and perhaps, try to understand what we are and what we could be:

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. – Benjamin Franklin

Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations; entangling alliances with none. – Thomas Jefferson

A wise and frugal government which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government. – Thomas Jefferson (1801)

To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. – Thomas Jefferson

America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She well knows that by enlisting under other banners than her own, were they even the banners of foreign independence, she would involve herself beyond the power of extrication in all the wars of interest and intrigue, of individual avarice, envy and ambition, which assume the colors and usurp the standards of freedom. – John Quincy Adams (1821)

If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government that is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself. – James Madison

Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? – Thomas Jefferson (1801)

Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters. – Daniel Webster (1782-1852)

The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government – lest it come to dominate our lives and interests. – Patrick Henry

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. – Thomas Jefferson

On every question of construction, let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invented against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed. – Thomas Jefferson

The principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but a swindling futurity on a large scale. – Thomas Jefferson

It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood, if they be repealed or revised before they are promulgated, or undergo such incessant changes that no man, who knows what the law is today, can guess what it will be like tomorrow. – James Madison, Federalist Paper #62

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded, because it comprises and develops the germ of every other. War is the parent of armies; from these proceed debts and taxes; and armies, debts, and taxes are the known instruments for bringing the many under the domination of the few … No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare. – James Madison

To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our election between economy and liberty, or profusion and servitude. .I place economy among the first and most important of republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared. – President Thomas Jefferson

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. – James Madison (1751-1836), 4th U.S. President

The Constitution shall never be construed … to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms. – Samuel Adams

Happy 4th of July to you and prayers to our men and women stationed overseas.



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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Uber Change

Just in case you're in one of those states going through Super Tuesday and are confused about the issues:

GREEK CHORUS (in sunglasses): Changes! Changes! Change, Change, Change!

Clinton: I am woman! I've changed Bill. I have changed!!! I'm Billary. See...hair color, check. Clothes, check. Shoes, check. I'll change everything, including the decor in the White House. Vote for me and you'll change the presidency back to me! I'm the Kickass Demon Warrior Heroine with the Werewolf Hubby!

Obama: I am change! I'll show you change like you've never seen before! Call me President Barack Hussein Obama...you see? That ought to give you an idea of change, right? I'm the Sekret Kennedy Baby!

McCain: YOU need to change! Change for the better! Ask not your country to change for you, ask what you can change for your country! I'm the Time Traveling Hero!

Romney: I'm all about change. I'm Ross Perot with better ears. Remember Winter Olympics 2002? Dude, that thing had a $350 million deficit when I took over. Dude, I turned that into a $101 million profit! Dude, I'm the Billionaire Tycoon Hero!

Bush: Um....change...mumble...wha? Oh, CHANGE! Here's some change ($600) for your pockets. Heh, heh, heh. And you thought I didn't have a clue.

ETA: Not an endorsement of ANY of the candidates ;-).

CHORUS: Oh Noeeeeeessss! No free cable?!!!

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