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I don't know but these kinds of "romances" sound extremely painful. The first story is about an Egyptian man who cut off his penis because his parents won't let him marry the woman of his choice. Ouch. So much for love, and now would his beloved still want him?
The second has to do with a Singaporean secretary and her boss. In a parked car. She ended up with a mouthful.
If you read the small article following this piece, about an air stewardess' memoir about her "sexual escapades in the sky," don't you think that blurb is sort of deceptive when, in the following paragraphs, she claimed she said NO to all of them? What kind of sexual escapades in the sky could have happened if NOTHING happened? And would that book be about two pages long?
Sort of like:
He asked me to have sex with him. I said no. Then another guy during another flight asked me for sex. I told him no. So, next flight, another man, this time a really tall and handsome one, asked me for a sexual encounter. I paused because I was really tempted, but then I also said no. The next one was easy. He was eighty years old. I said no to him immediately, without any thinking at all.... :-/
And then there is this rich British kid and the giant penis big enough to be seen on Google Earth that he drew on the roof of his parents' one million-pound mansion. Clearly this TOPS it all. And it's certainly giving this rooferauthor ideas.... ;-P
Kind of lovely to look at from space, isn't it? Rich kids have all the fun!
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3 comments:
1) That poor Egyptian man.
2) Stupid cheating Singaporean boss deserved it.
3) Haha, that kid needs a spanking, but it was still a funny thing to do.
It's all about extremes... and isn't that what love does - open us to the very extremes of our nature, both good and bad? As for the kid, a spanking is not enough. Actually having to help clean the roof off (or do it himself) sounds about right.
Man-oh-man, I love what you bring to the table. I needed that laugh.
I love love but I don't think I want to love someone so much I chop an a$$ cheek off.
If the woman was the one screaming, what was the man doing???
What a cheeky kid. He's quite creative.
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