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Ugh.
Ranger Buddy gave me my first August birthmonth present -- tearing off a double-layered roof that crumbles into moldy pieces at the first shovel. Life cannot get any ickier. And hotter.
No. It CAN get hotter!
I daydream while melting in the sun. I daydream of my helpers around me looking like these guys:
While I wipe the sweat out of my shingle-grimed fingers, I should be able to feast my eyes on swirling capes and broad, tanned chests such as these. Not the smoking, hanging potbellied, stinky, three-day old teeshirted variety that just kills my birthday mood ;-).
No, no, back to my daydream. In the middle of sweeping roof debris down into the dump truck, Gerard Butler in all his eight-pack glory will leap from the gable to my side to assist me.... These guys will stride around in their loincloths repairing rotten wood and carrying bundle of shingles for me. Yeah....
Happy Birthmonth, Gennita Low. ;-) And oh, you MUST watch ze video, set to Madonna's Vogue. It is Mah-vellous. There are such creative and talented people out there.
Let's watch it again...Pretty. Mine. Pretty. Uh huh. Mine too. Sweet. Definitely Mine. MINE! ;-)
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Strike An Uber Roofer Pose
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4 comments:
Happy Birthday! :)
Maybe slap a bow on the bellies?
Have fun shoveling in the heat. It's a balmy 65 degrees here in NYC. AND it's raining. But it'll be 100 by Friday. I'm so confused by the weather here.
A little late, but Happy Birthday!
Thank you, Jordan!
Monique, since I celebrate my birthday a full month, there is no belated birthday!
SQ, 65 degrees? Bah. Meanie. Nekkid Veges for you soon.
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