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It's official. I came home yesterday and addressed all my Spartan furbabees that This is now LURV GERARD BUTLER week. Yes, I went to see Sparta and that all but sealed my all-time love for this man (since his sleek Attila The Hun days). And did he display all his manness in this movie, YUM!
He's just wicked sexy as get-out. He wets my dreams, 'kay? And Gerard Butler with wicked abs of steel makes me sigh with female joy. Heh heh. I want to be Queen Gorgo, 'kay? Then life would be complete.
Wait, wait, you say. Jenn, you lusty cheatress. What about your lurv for George Clooney? Isn't he Number One?
But of course. But George's debonair and ultra cool. He's, like, whip cream on top Waffle Gerard. I can't see him all oiled up in a loin cloth and a big sword. Not yet, anyway, heh.
Gerard Butler would rip my Clooney's heart out and eat it for breakfast. That's how manly he is.
OTOH, I don't see why can't I have both. They don't need to know. Shhh.
But Jenn, WHAT ABOUT THE MOVIE?
Oh, I didn't know I was supposed to review the movie ;-). It was a lot less gory than I thought. The fake blood helped to deflect all the chopped limbs flying around. My eyes were too busy admiring the red-caped all but nekkid heros. My mind kept wanting to replay the ten-second scene of Leonidas making love to his Queen. THAT is worth buying the VCD to watch over and over. Hawt.
Below is an amusing interview of a very bawdy Gerard talking about his sex scene in the 300. And the review captured my reaction very well: "300 half-nekkid men, ready and sweaty, with swords of various sizes, un...sheathed..., preparing for battle in a Very Narrow Canyon...I think I'm going to need some alone time." LOL. That about says it all.
Go see the movie!
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8 comments:
That was a very girl, who landed that interview. Looked like they were all having a good time. :)
what's a dirty Sanchez? Anyone?
--Leslie
Yumm hmmmm hmmmm very nice picture!
I'll think about seeing the movie.
And I'm sure George doesn't mind sharing a little.
I meant to say she was a very lucky girl, but I'm a dork. *ggg*
Gerard and Barry have always done it for me! LOL!
Dirty Sanchez is a bit like the brit version of Jackass.
Jordan,
She got to hug my Gerard AND talk dirty with him! I'm jealous ;-).
Leslie,
A dirty Sanchez is...damn. Someone tell her. LOL.
Laur,
You have to see 300! It's got lovely calendar material!
Sarah,
YOU explain to Leslie what a dirty sanchez is. I can't. LOL.
Oh my lord, I now have TMI!!! Here was me just thinking it was a silly British telly programme! He is a bad, bad man. Bad!
If you're desperate to know the type it into google.
Sarah,
LOL, I think Mr. Butler is a very naughty man. I like naughty men.
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