Strike A Pose: Deep Meaning Decomposed, or Naked Men Like To Wrestle Each Other With This Song

Every time I hear this song, my heart starts pounding and I know BIG things are going to happen. Like an alien invasion.

Or humongous space gorillas pounding drums with bones and some giant baby floating above them laughing at the weird monument that shot out of the land like some subliminal message about erections and the future of mankind.

Or lots and lots of slo-mo dying of epic proportions, hopefully, with the good-looking nicely muscled heros (or bad guys) wearing codpieces and capes.

Or when a magic Ring get a bunch of pointy-eared people snarling and frothing.
Or a credit card commercial. Take your pick.

This song is that BIG. And no one could ever sing along because it's full of prophetic words that only the wise understand. Until now. Like klaatu barada nikto--did Keanu even comprehend that phrase? I bet that song would have been in the background while he played with that Robot.

Finally, I get the profundity of this song. It is my duty to share it with you, my dear readers.



Sing along now. Especially when the fireworks are booming overhead this weekend. Feel the BIGNESS.

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Sure, Spoil My July 4 Plans

In Florida, today marks 140 or so new laws are going on the books. For example, effective today, there will be a ban on owning Burmese pythons. And one can't buy a bong from any stores. To top that, horse thieves who sell horsemeat will be prosecuted; apparently, horsemeat is $40 a lb in South Florida, who knew?

Anyway, that really bummed me out. There goes my plan for the 4th of July weekend. I was thinking about buying a bong and having a good time at home smoking it and then eating a horsemeat burger while playing with my new pet python. Dammit. I guess I'll just do the same old, same old, and go watch some fireworks by the beach. Sigh.

And what are your plans for the weekend, my friends?

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Your Very First 2009 Weekend

It was a toss-up --Sexy Vege or Sexy Eye Candy?

I think I should use his body for my next cover, what do you think? ;-)

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Killian's Resimay

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Too hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper for roofer. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting....

I think I am good on the phone and I do no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat jou want to pay me and what you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely. I hav my own tuls also.

Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly, Nick nickname ProgrammerHunky

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is pickture of me

Pleas reed my eventures startin HIER.

Okay, here's the serious blurb of the free ebook:

Out of the Darkness

Killian Nicholas Langley has spent most of his life as a member of a covert team, living in the shadows, working among people who accept danger as part of their lives. When an explosion nearly took his life, he thought he would follow S.O.P.--lay low for a while, figure out what happened, and contact someone he trusted. He thought he'd do well in construction, hiding among the transients, keeping a low profile. However, he hadn't expected a boss quite like Jaymee Barrows.

Into the Sunlight

Jaymee has spent the last eight years paying for a massive monetary mistake, all because of being too trusting. Giving up her college education, she'd had to take over her father's roofing business, working hard to get it back in the black. The tall, dark stranger with clean hands and a smart mouth looking for a job wasn't a roofer. She could tell he was going to be trouble...just like the big bad wolf. Best to stay far, far away from him.

But the more he got to know Jaymee, the more Killian was intrigued by his new boss. She had secrets he wanted to know about. Her light tempted the darkness in his life. And after tasting her, he wanted more....

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