I knew it! I should have included sex.
It's an autobiographical (?) account of a taboo relationship (yes, he went there) with a live pet dolphin. Review it, someone? Also, from Mrs. Giggle's blog:
Having worked at a Large Aquarium I have witnessed Dolphins getting frisky with trainers.
I asked if what I saw was what I think I saw was happening and the trainer said “Yes, just like a dog trying to hump your leg but they are a bit smarter and know were to go”…..I said “are you putting me on” ?
No, she explained it was quite common and that is why they wear a very strong protective wetsuit to prevent such indecent (sic). Also it could be extremely dangerous if someone was swimming with one alone in a flimsy bikini because male dolphins penises are about 12″ in length and have a cartilage like bone that could damage the insides of a person. I ask what about female dolphins and she explained it would be equally dangerous because the female dolphin can control her muscles and squeeze with such pressure that could be life threatening to a human male if one was to attempt such an act. So as outrageous as this book is it is certainly plausibly this book is true, however the author was risking his life and I would not recommend anyone to try to duplicate the actions of the author. But don’t we all risky life and limb when it comes to love ?
Oh yes, they did say it's a brave new world in publishing these days. The comments are hilarious, my favorite being #2 with the link to Chicken of the Sea.
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