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WHOP! That's the sound the side of my butt/thigh made when my shoes slipped down the Polystick-applied roof and I landed on the fleshy side of leg. It was at the end of the day too, so the ride home was quite uncomfortable. I knew I had a big bruise forming and by the time my 2-plus hour commute was over, the butt was properly tender. Of course I didn't tell anyone on the truck how butt was hurting me, are you guys crazy? I'd never hear the end of the ass jokes.
It also didn't help that I had a late evening dentist appointment that I couldn't put off. So no only is my butt swollen, but my mouth is too. So y'all understand if I was disinclined for a little romance when I finally reached home and Alpha Male grabbed my ass in a welcoming embrace. Let's just say that my howl wasn't romance-inducing. Also add a very strickened man whom I've led to believe caused this very absolutely horrifying dark purple bruise on the side of my butt.
I sat in very hot water all hour, sulking. Now I'm going to finish writing about Viking Dude and his enchanted sword. Yes, I'll be mostly standing. Or sitting on one butt.
I'm okay, don't worry. I'm just working up some good apologetic massages out of the Alpha Male.
P/S Did you think His Jedness was playing you yesterday? Hmm? ;-)
Thursday, April 02, 2009
After Soaking My Butt In The Spa Tub
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4 comments:
I'm sorry about your butt, sweetie. Hope you feel better and be careful out there! Rainy weather I heard.
I'll drink a chocolate martini so you feel better- gotta wait till this evening tho. And yes, he is a manipulative SOB so I don't believe him.
I hope you feel better, Jenn.
I think that's a great title for you Viking story. You so shouldn't change it. *g*
"But I have a thing she needs" lol best line off dollhouse tonight :)
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