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Barring an emergency, I'll be here tonight, doing the annual OSCAR Live Running Commentary on Hair and Hairiness. I heard that everyone is going to dress "down" (does it mean they're going to put on Walmart prom dresses?) this year so as to reflect the state of the economy. You know, that sounds so depressing. But Hugh Jackman (whom I call Jack Hughman when I'm drunk, so please ignore that typo as the evening progresses and the wine gets to me) is the host and I've heard he's good at the emcee stuff. If not, let's hope he'll consider ripping off his tux and letting us see some, ah, hair.
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I got 2 liters of Coke and Godiva liqueur. That is my version of toning things down thanks to the suckish economy. I rather have chocolate martinis but Cara won't be here to fight with......sigh.
Anyway how dressed down is dressed down for Hollywood? I don't think I wanna see stars in blue jeans, unless is Hugh Jackman's derriere in a pair of jeans. I mean, it's the Oscars, they are supposed to be all glittery with bling and designer wear.
Look at it this way. If, in my state of high grape toxicity, I declare that so-and-so's bejewelled grass skirt was off the on-sale rack at KMart for $29.99, who is gonna stop moi? :D
I would watch the Oscars for Hugh's derriere and chest hair. What a fine piece of male specimen he is. Yum!
Do you think Brad and Angelina will go home with matching His and Hers Oscars?
Lady Zannah,
I'm giving that 50-50. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Actually, I dunno. Do we really take Brad that seriously?
I took his body very seriously in Troy............sigh, I love them leather kilt thingies.
ya, but he started smoking and drinking again and that's the end of the Troy body, eh.
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