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Are there really any of you out there? But okay, if you're sitting on that fence, having a good country cuppa, and watching the cows being herded, do you see that yonder there are extra cows wandering around in the pasture? Well, maybe you might go for one of these cow bells instead:
LIBERTARIAN
You have two cows. You do what you want.
BOSTON TEA PARTY (formed by Libertarian not happy with Libertarian Party)
You have two cows. Go away. What I do with my cow is none of your business.
CONSTITUTION PARTY
You have two cows. One has actually read the constitution, believes in it, and has some really good ideas about government. The cow runs for office, and while most people agree that the cow is the best candidate, nobody except the other cow votes for her because they think it would be "throwing their vote away."
GREEN PARTY
(Me: Did you know there are TWO OTHER women running for President and VP?)
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them. "Save the cow, save the world."
AMERICAN INDEPENDENT PARTY
You have two cows. But which cow is The One? You ask the cows. They moo-ed.
INDEPENDENT-ECOLOGY/NATURAL LAW PARTY
You have two cows. Forget them. It's all about Ralph Nader.
PROHIBITION PARTY
(There really is still one)
You have two cows. That is a sin.
REFORM PARTY
You have two cows. They'd better not be from Mexico. Or China. Or India. What is wrong with homegrown cows?
There you have it...some of the above is just my take. If you're interested in learning the names and checking out these candidates, here is a site with ALL the 2008 Presidential Candidates, write-ins and all.
Happy Cow-belling.
Monday, November 03, 2008
For Those On The Cow Fence
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3 comments:
Heh heh. I think I'll pick one of these. I'm one of the fencers.
This morning I got an email from the John McCain camp urging me to vote for the future of our country.
hmmm.... where to start? Maybe the fact that "our country" is not "my country" since I'm Canadian? Or perhaps that the few times I have post something political it definite was not pro McCain/Palin? And then I'd really like to know where the stole my email from in order to send me their spam. >:-(
Vanessa,
Bwahahahahha. That's funny. It's amazing how they don't check these things.
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