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Just in case you're in one of those states going through Super Tuesday and are confused about the issues:
GREEK CHORUS (in sunglasses): Changes! Changes! Change, Change, Change!
Clinton: I am woman! I've changed Bill. I have changed!!! I'm Billary. See...hair color, check. Clothes, check. Shoes, check. I'll change everything, including the decor in the White House. Vote for me and you'll change the presidency back to me! I'm the Kickass Demon Warrior Heroine with the Werewolf Hubby!
Obama: I am change! I'll show you change like you've never seen before! Call me President Barack Hussein Obama...you see? That ought to give you an idea of change, right? I'm the Sekret Kennedy Baby!
McCain: YOU need to change! Change for the better! Ask not your country to change for you, ask what you can change for your country! I'm the Time Traveling Hero!
Romney: I'm all about change. I'm Ross Perot with better ears. Remember Winter Olympics 2002? Dude, that thing had a $350 million deficit when I took over. Dude, I turned that into a $101 million profit! Dude, I'm the Billionaire Tycoon Hero!
Bush: Um....change...mumble...wha? Oh, CHANGE! Here's some change ($600) for your pockets. Heh, heh, heh. And you thought I didn't have a clue.
ETA: Not an endorsement of ANY of the candidates ;-).
CHORUS: Oh Noeeeeeessss! No free cable?!!!
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Uber Change
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I'll take any of the Rugby Dudes for Prez for change!
I'll vote for Number Eight. We need a good Dom at the helm. I can see it now: Air Force One painted in all black with Flyboy as main pilot dude, the Oval Office done in a Harley Davidson decor...Oh yeah. His Jedness can be the Defense Chief, make Helen Secretary of the Army or something. Whoever does not agree gets a taste of NOPAIN from T, there would be order in this nation.
I vote for the whole Greek Chorus into congress!
All those "oh noesssss" would be hysterical.
I think Ranger Buddy should enter the race since he seems like he truly embraces change (roofer to nurse) and is not afraid to take risks or be blunt.
Hey, you girls are voting for other people, eh? ;-)
Ranger Buddy would NOT make a good Presidential candidate. For one thing, he won't ever promise you anything but hard work, LOL. Another thing, he wouldn't know how to eat dinner with all those utensils on the table....
Can I post this at one of my forums? They'd love it!
Of course, JP ;-).
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