Sunday Browsing

Hey SQ, Asian Sistahs, and Chow Yun Fatt lovers,

Here's a chance to see some flying ribbons, killing flying hair, finger-poking paralysis, incest, half-naked Chinese concubines, gravity-defying kicks, poisonous flying needles, bitchy Gong Li and debonair Chow. I lurv me some Chinese epics, sigh.




Of course, it being a Chinese opera, don't expect a happy ending. They always all die in the end, in one bloody evocative mess.

I saw a short piece of Mr. Chow Yun Fatt in 1994's Full Contact. It was a crazy tale of revenge, but it took place among the Triads in Bangkok and Cambodia. With gunrunners and backstabbing among the brothahs. Sound familiar? I was riveted at all the little bits of Armando Chang facets in the story. Too bloody to really enjoy but definitely the shades of Armando held my attention. And oh, Chow Yun Fatt in work-out mode, bare-armed and tats. That too ;-).


WARNING: very violent movie trailer




Armando against the Triads, yay! Joking aside, this is about as much senseless violence I can take from a movie, ugh. No wonder Tarantino loved them!

While trying to finish my scene, I've been channel surfing. There are some really weird shows going on. Do you know there is a American Idol type thing, except it's looking for a WHITE rapper? It's on VH1, a channel I seldom turn on. It's like watching an anti-Idol version group of people, LOL. And of course, they rap each week. After watching two episodes, I feel like they're a really ugly version of JR Ward's characters, LOL. They call each other brothahs. And I even caught a "trudat" being thrown here and there. And da names, da names! Come on, they are true JR Ward creations: Misfit! Dasit! 100 Proof! G Child! Jus Rhyme! Sullee!
These are great names for the next group of Black Dagger Brothahs, folks! Teehee.

Then I had the biggest laugh of all when I found this book for sale at Amazon.com:
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ANAL SEX FOR WOMEN, 2nd edition. It's ranked in the 15,000, folks, a hot commodity ;-). You have to read the first few reviews, when you get the chance, especially the one that started out with this wonderful confidence: "After elevating my oral skills considerably (over several months) - and finally achieving some level of proficiency with deep-throating (to the point that I can now accept my husband fully - while positioned either face-up or face-down) - I was ready to move on to something more adventurous! " Whoa. LOL. Or the one that ended with: "Let's be honest here: dildos and strap-ons can be for straight men too."

***snortkf*** I will never complain about the Amazon reviews romance readers write again! Heehee.

Okay, last piece of Sunday funny. Here's the first skill you must learn as a FBI operative. If you want to try this at home, remember you need that special cap:



Happy Sunday!

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