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I believe in balance in the universe ;-). In response to the analysis of Alpha Heroes (ck out the subject title Musings On The Alpha Hero) in TEACH ME TONIGHT, the blog that analyzes the themes and important developments in the romantic genre, I would like to introduce these dudes below.
These are my KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) Rules on recognizing Alpha Heroes, for academic purposes only, of course.
1) Alpha heroes do not lip-sync The Theme from Titanic
2) Alpha males do not dance with each other and look like they need female company in their apartment
3) Alpha males do not video tape their secret slumber parties
4) Please help me fill in a few more simple rules ;-) if you watch this video.
OTOH, that is not to say I don't enjoy men being nekkid around each other. Heck, after all, I shelled out the money to buy the Dieux du Stade nekkid rugby men VCD.
Shallow, shallow, shallow. Girls, you need to come over to MY slumber party. I guarantee we won't be watching no stinkin' Titanic. :-)
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Uber Alpha They Ain't
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Ok, I realize I am day late, but 2 rules, 1: Uber, alpha males do not take off sunglasses and hat disguises setting themselves up for identification later when performing acts of lipsynching Celine Dion, playing air instruments and doing interpretive dance. And 2: Later do not post said moment of weakness on internet for all to see.
OMG O....M....G.. That was so so SO BETA. Gamma even. Geeeze. Rules? Alpha's don't touch others'. LOL NOW I have to watch it again
~Athena
Anonymous,
Heeheehee. It's the posting on the Internet that always escapes my understanding. LOL. Wouldn't your other male buddies laugh? Or maybe they think that's cool? Dunno.
Athena,
LOL, on the touching rule. It's okay in a rugby game, eh? wink, wink.
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