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Monday, April 03, 2006

Not An Uber Spy Toy

I'm getting older. I no longer adjust well with Daylight Savings Time. You lose one hour and you're BEHIND in everything and TIRED. It's sad.

I wanted to spend part of the weekend jotting a few ideas down for the beginning of Hell2, but nope, didn't have time. Besides, I was dying from laughter while checking out this Korean ad. It's a "dreen-lub-chieh-yah" and looks complicated for a couple. Also, since I don't speak Korean, I have no idea what the locked box is supposed to be for. The music is also sooooo exciting, with a MUST-HAVE-NOW beat to it. ***chokes on coffee***


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And no, Hell's trainer is not going to start his story using this machine. Nor does he need this one either:

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Heh, heh. My uber-spies don't need that kind of help. Why do I get the feeling these things were created for male fantasies? Again, a male POV problem here. What do you think?



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6 comments:

Laur. said...

ROFL This is hilarious! Now the locked box from what I understand is to keep the money from being stolen in public places : well maybe not malls (lol) but more like hotel rooms. This chair could replace those shaking beds you used to have in the States! Quality Inn has a whole new meaning huh...

And you are so right! I LURV that blog!! And the only reason you feel comfortable calling that an obsession is that I am now in Paris...now will you say the same when I'll be in my Miami quarters? All right, other obsession : too many romance mysteries!

Elaine said...

Jenn, these massage chairs are very popular in Asia. We've had one eversince the Japs came out with the first one decades ago.

The one I have now is Korean, too, I think. Not sure, but all it is, is a massage chair with rollers inside. You sit in it, select the pre-programmed massage styles you want or configure your own from a remote - you can adjust the size and position of the rollers - for example, you have two grippers at the top of the seat to do your neck and you can adjust it to go lower or higher (so the bottom of your scalp gets massaged), make it squeeze harder, roll it up and down from scalp to shoulders. It does your whole body in separate sections. That moving part at the bottom is to do your calves though my chair doesn't move that way - it vibrates and kneads.

Cost: around US$2,000 upwards. It's handy but nothing like the real thing. Lots of shops displaying al kinds of models here.

Leiha said...

LOL, I was thinking the moving part on the massage chair was for a partner, EG!

SQ said...

OH! My innocent eyes!

And sorry, locked box will forever be connected to Al Gore and misElection 2000. You can't corrupt that one anymore than it's been done. Stupid...grumble...HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE!!! Grumble.

Male POV? Isn't that just boob shots?

Oh yeah, Jenn. Today is opening night for the Yankees. Who are WHOOPING Oakland A's. Let's go YANKEES!

Gennita Low said...

Laur,
Hey, I welcome all GOOD obsessions ;-). At my age, that's the only kind of obsession I'll ever have, unless I start a vege perfume line.

Elaine,
I was cracking up at the promo-voiceover calling it the SLEEP LUV CHAIR. I think it's hinting at something, what with the way the chair was moving!

Leiha,
Exactly! That chair has one more use, don't you think? ;-)

SQ,
Come on, woman! Yankees is going to implode again this year. They are all playing with the Sleep Luv Chair.

Actually, I'm surprised NOONE commented on the second video. Now that's from a sex trade show, no fudging around about what anything in that show is used for!

Reese said...

Re: the second video - if you need that much equipment to have sex ... you're already fucked!!

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