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Saturday, April 08, 2006

Brain Hurt

I stayed up too late last night watching the Braves beat the rain out of the Giants. Brain not functioning this morning. Coffee not doing its job. And roofing still calleth. Argh. When I'm tired, I speak Zen Engrish. Not from wisdom, but from the inability to form coherent long sentences. Brain hurt.

Good thing I don't need to impart wisdom during weekends. Besides, no one seems interested at the Zen observation from yesterday that vampires in leather playing football = stinky otherballs. And they are seven foot tall rapping vampires some more, and are deathly afraid of a small bitch called the Scribe Virgin. ;-) I get snarky when I don't have enough sleep and have to go roofing, okay?

So, instead of book talk, let's do a slogan game. Click

HERE

for the Random Slogan Generator. Just put your name in field and see how you can sell yourself. For example, I put in Gennita, and I got:

1) Nobody better lay a finger on my Gennita

Ha.

2) Sometimes you get Gennita; sometimes you don't.

HEY! That fits! That absolutely fits.

I plugged in Jenny Low, and I got:

1) For the Jenny Low you don't yet know.

I think I'll have a teeshirt with that slogan made, what do you think?

So, what's the random slogan for your name? Let's find out whether it fits you too ;-).




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11 comments:

Steff said...

Jenn,
Pretty cool! Try this, also pretty cool. This is our a computer should act every day at start-up!
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

Steff

Gennita Low said...

Steff, you could at least tell us what your slogan is! ;-) Will get to your URL after work! Hugs.

Steff said...

Okay...here's my slogan(s) ;)

"Get the Steff habit"
"Think once, think twice, think Steff"
and......(my favorite):

"The best Steff a man can have."

LOL

Where do you find this stuff?

Leiha said...

LOL, here's mine:

Sometimes you feel like a Leiha, Sometimes you don't.

Made to Make your Leiha water.

Anonymous said...

**HANDS THAT DO DISHES CAN BE AS SOFT AS YOUR DEE

**GIVE THAT MAN A DEE

**NOBODY DOES IT LIKE DEE

There's just nothing I can add to those. LOL

Dee

Joannaimp said...

I love mine! It said:

Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Joanna Imp!

Teehee.

Mary Stella said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Figures that my slogan would be loaded with double intendre.

"How do you eat YOUR Mary Stella?"


Laughing my butt off here.

MO said...

I LOVE MINE! This was so fun! My slogan is: BECAUSE MO IS COMPLICATED ENOUGH.

Yes!

Elaine said...

I put in my favourite COS Commando - Jaded Jed and got:

The best part about waking up is Jaded Jed in your cup. (I was thinking my bra cup...)

Stimulation for Body and Jaded Jed;

Bet you can't eat Jaded Jed;

Nothing works better than Jaded Jed;

Loves the Jaded Jed you hate;

For the Jaded Jed you don't know;

Here's one for Jed in a kilt:
Made in Scotland for Jaded Jed

Always room for Jaded Jed

I'm a secret Jaded Jed drinker.

Ok, I could click all day for Jed but work is calling!

Elaine

laur said...

This is great. This is what I got :
THINGS GO BETTER WITH LAUR
LAUR MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER (I seem to be a fixer)
LAUR TESTED, MOTHER APPROVED (not bad huh)
HAVE OHANA YOUR WAY (my maiden name)
SNAP INTO AN OHANA (huh!!!)
YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE LAURENCE (all right!)
BREAK ME A PIECE OF THAT LAURENCE

Well I could do that all day!

Gennita Low said...

Ah, you girls are having too much fun! Elaine, trust you to plug in Jed's name ;-).

Those are some funny slogans to all your names, peoples!

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