Supernatural Spies

And you didn't think I couldn't top my Hollywood Gay Oscar Commentary:

There are supposedly only seven? eight? twelve? plots recycled over and over throughout the history of story telling. Please tell me which one this belongs to (excerpt taken from The Book Standard Books-to-film):

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Dan Brown, Cover Your Eyes: Gay Porn 'Da Vinci' Adaptation to Be Released Same Day as Ron Howard's 'Da Vinci Code' March 01, 2006
By Chuck Shelton

Production outfit PZP Productions has announced plans to release its gay-sex film The DaVinci Load on May 19, the same day the movie that it parodies—Ron Howard’s The Da Vinci Code—is scheduled to hit theaters.

PZP head Peter Zaragoza told Gay Video News, “The DaVinci Load is our most ambitious and expensive film to date. The star, new discovery Sebastian Young, is a hot bad-boy with a [remarkable appendage] and great charisma.”

The plot—“very loosely” based on that of Dan Brown’s novel—suggests that DNA from Da Vinci’s own sperm has been found in the paint the artist used for his masterworks, and that the sperm is discovered to have supernatural powers.“I love campy porn,” said Zaragoza, “so it was very hard for me to do this film without making it tongue-in-cheek. There is some serious shit in this film, including political commentary and even a couple of non-violent, cloak-and-dagger–style murders.”

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Serious shit includes supernatural sperm, LOL. And it has NON-VIOLENT cloak and dagger style murders. I wonder what these super powers are going to be....

So...what's this--the Cinderella-Ugly Duckling plot? The...umm...Slay The Monster plot? Heehee.

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