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VIRTUALLY HERS came out Oct. 2009. Get it at SAMHAIN Publishing. VIRTUALLY ONE coming soon.
VIRTUALLY HERS OUT IN PRINT AUG 2010.

I've also made available at Amazon BIG BAD WOLF a COS Commando book, an earlier manuscript about Killian Nicholas Langley. You can sample the first five chapters right here. EBOOK now available for KINDLE, NOOK, and at SMASHWORDS for $4.99.

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VIRTUALLY HERS OUT IN PRINT AUG 2010! Discounted at Amazon!

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Showing posts with label gag gift. Show all posts
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Saturday, December 27, 2008


Here's one of my Christmas presents. It's BOCHOX. It says on the package:
Relief from the symptons of wrinkles and crow's feet without ever entering the dermatologist's office. Simply break off the desired dosage and consume; you'll quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer be concerned in the slighest about wrinkles.
Yeah! I'm going to consume the whole bar in one sitting and wouldn't I look and feel great then!

Speaking of feeling, I went shopping today and FELT the little Acer 8.9" purty little notebook on sale at Best Buy. Oh, it FELT so mineminemine, but I didn't succumb to the temptation, even at $300. It was such a gorgeous blue color too and I swear it had my name blinking on the screen. I had to be led away by my friend. Gently.

The thing is, it didn't come with any word processing program, and if I have to buy an external CD to load my own WORD on, that would cost another $100. So, yeah, it's not really, really $300. More like $450. But I felt it and it felt and looked like one of those eye make-up boxes we used to buy when we were young, you know, the ones with 500 shades. Maybe I'm just attracted to cute pearly colored boxes. Hmm.


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Thank you for those who have bought Big Bad Wolf already! I sold ten units yesterday, with two international orders that I need to fill.

Still waiting for Amazon to put up my page. Then I'll really be in business ;-). Meanwhile, want some Bochox?


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Monday, June 18, 2007

Oh, So Uber Disgusting!

Oh. My. God.

You know I collect teeshirts, right? Because it's the only fashion I get to wear while I roof. Someone told me they got this link from the Smart Bitches:

http://riechmichund.com/index_2.html

That's German for "Smell Me and. com" and that it's a teeshirt I have to buy.

Oh My God. Do NOT click on this link at work.

Wow. How can I explain what's for sale on this site delicately? Sure, yeah, they do have a teeshirt that says "smell me and.com" in English and German, but the main product for sale is...are you ready...a bottle of scent of vajayjay.

It's called Vulva. I'm not kidding you. Go look! And it shows a video of a man holding one of those scent dippers to his nose, and while a sexy voiceover instructs him, he rubs the scent on the back of his hand. He does so and then he sniffs in deeply. :::shudder::: I wonder how many stupid men paid through Paypal for the stuff.

So should I get the teeshirt? LOL.

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