Amuse me, my darlings.

You know that famous line in The Day The Earth Stood Still: Klaatu Barada Nikto!
Here's a chance for you to yell this out at Keanu Reeves on the remake and tell me what you mean.
For example: Keanu! Klaatu Barada Nikto! = Keanu! Your face is so expressive!
or Keanu! Stop looking dead!
or Keanu! Best acting ever!
or Keanu! Excellent adventure, Not!
;-)
Winner picks one of these prizes:
1) $10 Amazon gift certificate sent through email
2) The first five chapters of Virtually Hers (approx. 100 pages)
3) A science fiction book of my choice
4) A paranormal book of my choice
5) Keanu Reeves reading Shakespeare's The Tempest to you, all the parts, in one long monotone
Umm, #5 is a joke, in case you got overly excited and picked it. You can still choose it, of course, but this Shakespearean version never existed, for which we should all be grateful.
Let's see how good your alien language interpretation is! ;-)
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