Super Virtual Revelations!

I'm revealing special secrets today that you'll find helpful in understanding His Jedness and other COS and GEM world characters.

1) Jed is a reversed transvestite. He will make a final decision at the end of the series whether he wants to be known as Jed or Jeddy. He is, as you know, a very detached character. He's so detached, even his penis is detachable.

2) Armando is really a vampire without a soul. He's looking for his lost love Buffy who is supposed to be reincarnated sometime during his lifetime. Obviously, he doesn't watch TV, or he'd know he's missed his chance.

3) Tess's hair is going to fall out from years of dye and weaving. She'll be embarrassed because now Alex will see her secret tattoo on top of her bald head--it says...GO DARLING BRAVOS!

4) Hawk gets caught wearing edible underwear by his team mates. They are so turned on at the sight of their commander that they chased him, strapped him down, and did manly, SEAL things to his body.

5) Ricardo Harden is going to suffer from a heart attack when he finds out Nikki is having octuplets.

6) Cam and Patty rise as vampires and join the Armando coven. It'll be a super secret COS division, looking into werewolf activities in Asia. Because, dammit, there aren't ever any werewolf packs running wild in Asia, with funny Chinese accent, with their matted werehair stinking of cigarettes.

7) Heath Cliff is going to flog himself to death. Before doing that, he's going to have sex with a runaway camel while chasing after bad guys in the desert.

8) Helen is running away with Flyboy. He drives a fast car and a fighter jet. He watches old Carol Burnett shows. He dances. He has dimples. Choose Jed over him? No way.

9) Cucumber is opening a restaurant with Jazz in New Orleans. It's going to be called All That Cucumber. It's going to be so big, he's going to have a reality show on TV, in which women like Lady Zannah will compete to get to eat the perfect cucumber.

10) The ComCen Eight Ball is going to be reprogrammed to sound like The Terminator.

11) There will be a gay romance between Shahrukh and Sullivan. It'll be called Brokeback Commandos. There will be angst. There will be drinking. There will be tears. Lots of tears. Every damn chapter. When they finally get together, all the other commandos will cry too, from happiness.

One of the above is a false statement. Can you figure which one?

Signed,
April's Fool

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Yo, It's His Jedness Saying Hi

...in his own unique way ;-). I thought I would tease those who are thinking about His Jedness. He says: "Happy Leap Year Day."

No, I mean, I thought I would let His Jedness TEASE YOU! Don't read if you don't like spoilers....

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Jed watched everything Helen did from his quarters as he put on his sensor suit. Her sensitivity must be bothering her more than she realized. First, she’d forgotten to check whether the micro-eye in her room was blinking, signaling that she was being watched. Second, she’d assumed that the brain entrainment machine couldn’t be controlled from the outside.

Elena, Elena.

Putting the wireless control pad on the cart that supported the BE machine, he wheeled it to the room off the side of his office, a smaller version of the CAVE. Unlike Helen’s training room, though, he had multiple control panels that he could use to enhance the virtual reality experience that the CAVE provided. He even had the Portal, the VR chair that enabled immersive virtual reality, here. Whereas the CAVE was all physical, with the participants moving around, the Portal was all mental. The former prepared TIRVVR in the latter.
Jed turned on a side screen, changing the channels to Helen’s quarters. He waited till she lay back and closed her eyes. Reaching for the control pad by his side, he readjusted the timer.

There would be no alarm to wake you up, Elena. Not till I say so.

He turned up the temperature in Helen’s room. Then he put on the tabs and ear buds that connected him to the BE machine and flipped the synchronization button. Soon their brain waves would be in sync as she went deeper in theta wave, the level that enabled remote-viewing.

Flipping on another switch, the room plunged into deep darkness. He checked the BEM. Not quite there yet. As soon as they were close to sync, he would start the brainwave management.

He settled back, letting the sound wash over him as he relaxed. This was a new way to sexually imprint, he supposed. He’d first seduced her in virtual reality. She’d then seduced him when she invaded his dreams. After that, he’d gone to her.

He let his mind wander back to the night before. Elena naked and aroused, begging. The unique taste of her. The urgency of her release. It felt so damn good to be finally inside her instead of virtual touching.

Fucking was so much better when it was real.

Jed smiled wryly as he watched the screen. His eyes half-closed as his body relaxed. She must be feeling the warmth because she just kicked the light sheet off her, revealing beautiful bare legs. Legs that he recalled holding apart. The feminine heat between them when he’d used his mouth to pleasure her. He felt himself getting aroused.

He turned the volume higher as the brain entrainment machine continued feeding them the cycle he’d chosen, between theta and REM. That was the level when she had been in when she’d unexpected took in the images in his dreams as her own. He hadn’t been too shocked by the experience. Unconscious telepathy happened all the time among family members and lovers. The question was, in her sensitive state, would she now inadvertently take in the images and feelings of his private fantasy?

Conjuring an image of a naked Elena came easily. He’d like those strong legs around him again, this time with her moving in rhythm to his thrusts. He watched with interest as Helen’s legs parted tantalizingly, seemingly responding to the sexy visual in his head.

Mental trigger had begun.

The sound waves seemed to recede into the background as Jed gave in to total relaxation, focusing on only one thing—that sexual need he’d been building up for Helen Roston. He’d always been turned on when she started undressing herself by the poolside. In response, on the screen, Helen put a restless hand on her shirt, as if it was bothering her.

Was there some kind of telepathy compounded by their brain wave syncing?

He did enjoy it so much when he’d gone to her. “But now it’s your turn, Elena,” Jed whispered.

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See? No elevators here. Would Helen "go to" him? Heh, heh. Any comments?

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Uber Softie

Please continue to give your Mid Year Book Report ala yesterday's list. I love looking at what people are reading and picking up new authors and recommended reads!

And because I have been begged enough through email and in the blogs:

For Spoiler Babes, please look to the right side of blog, scroll down to the cover of Virtually Hers and click on TWO: A Little Jed Moment. Enjoy ;-).

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You see how easy I am? Must. Get. Stronger and Meaner.

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