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In Florida, today marks 140 or so new laws are going on the books. For example, effective today, there will be a ban on owning Burmese pythons. And one can't buy a bong from any stores. To top that, horse thieves who sell horsemeat will be prosecuted; apparently, horsemeat is $40 a lb in South Florida, who knew?
Anyway, that really bummed me out. There goes my plan for the 4th of July weekend. I was thinking about buying a bong and having a good time at home smoking it and then eating a horsemeat burger while playing with my new pet python. Dammit. I guess I'll just do the same old, same old, and go watch some fireworks by the beach. Sigh.
And what are your plans for the weekend, my friends?
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Sure, Spoil My July 4 Plans
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3 comments:
See Jen, that's why I left Tampa and now live in New Hampshire. Live Free or Die Baby!!! I can do all of those things and blow my fingers off with fireworks. And personally, I like my horse meat BBQ'd.
Hey Deb,
That Tom, isn't he such a downer?
He only makes me want to try it cajun style.
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