I've been working my ass off this past week. So all I have are two blond jokes and the reason why I'm telling them is because they were told to me by construction guys. About blond guys! That gives them points, right? So here goes:
Blond Guy Joke #1:
Two blond carpenters were working on a house. John, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Chuck asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
John explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away because they're defective.'
Chuck got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
Blond Guy Joke #2:
Father: I thought I asked you to go out and shovel the snow off the driveway.
Blonde Son: You did, I'm on my way.
Father: But you only have one boot on.
Blonde Son: Well, there's only one foot of snow.
So, there you go. Proof that equal opportunity does happen on construction sites.