In Case of Emergency, Take Off Bra

Yup. You are looking at one of Time Magazine's FIVE WORST INVENTIONS OF 2009. This bra can save lives--yours and the lucky friend standing by you who isn't wearing a GAS MASK BRA.

See? This is a scientist demonstrating how to wear the GAS MASK BRA.

Question: But what if you have a tiny cup size? Would that be inadequate? OTOH, what if you have a QUAD ZZZ Cup size? Would that, like, cover the poor man's entire face?

The mind boggles, doesn't it? Don't I keep you inform about the neatest stuff?

Christmas present, mayhaps? Dear Santa, I would like a gas mask bra these holidays, please. Can it come with a pair of vibrating panties, please?

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