He said no to my need to have that new belly gem stone. Wahhh. He told me I can only go to three vacation spots this year, not six. Sniff. And the worst indignity of all--No. More. Nannies for my poor adopted children. Shriek! Does he expect me to take care of them myself?
Mistresses have it bad during this economy downturn too, you know.
According to the WSJ who interviewed some millionaires who kept mistresses:
Fully 82% of men in the study said they planned to lower the allowances to their mistresses, while more than three quarters planned to provide fewer gifts, less expensive gifts and fewer perks, like jet rides, resort vacations and top restaurant meals.
Sigh. What. Am I going to do?! I can't not have my daily personal masseur, I simply can't! I won't give him up!
(Side note: New Presents Titles:
Bought (at Half Price) by the Billionaire
Bargain Mistress!
Mistress For Sale!
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3 comments:
LOL - given that many men with mistresses aren't exactly great sugar daddies to their wives, I wonder how they will fare this year? Not the entire set of diamonds, just the earrings this year. ;)
The wives--maybe 500 pairs of shoes instead 1000 this year!
Darn, you too, girlfriend? My honeybun told me I couldn't get that beyootipool mink coat for my birthday. Wahhh. So unreasonable. Like he can't afford it, he just received a bonus from that government giveall, didn't he?
;-P
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