I grew up believing Doris Day was the world's oldest virgin, per her nickname, but yo, British's Oldest Virgin just celebrated her 105th birthday.
Her secret for long life? Yup. No sex.
She has never had sex because she was "too busy" for intimate relationships which seemed like "a lot of hassle".
Too much hassle, she said, knowingly. Ahem. There you have it. No drink, no smoke, now no sex.
I wonder whether she read romance novels and erotica ;-).
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hahaha wow... that's wow. 105 and no sex, ever. Good one Jen, but I think you know the answer to your question. :P I wonder what she would've thought of Jed's approach to relationships then. hah
With that look on her face, I think she needs to get some. I mean, really, I would rather die young than be 105 and miserable. Doesn't she look miserable to you???
I'll definitely trade dying a little earlier.
Does one's lifespan relate to the amount of sex one does or does not have? That is worse news than the whole economic/wallstreet/financial stuff going on.
I need chocolate and my sweetie, in that order.
So y'all are saying, virginity ain't worth an extra 20 or 30 years? Hee.
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