First Week Of Classes

Last semester, I wrote about how I helped Ranger Buddy study his Literature courses, trying explain subtext with roofing terms and other interesting stuff, like how "running with the bulls" is an extension to his innate desire to chase after his crazy youth. Heh. The look on his face was classic.

The second semester has RB taking on some serious biology and chemistry classes. So, in case you think that I* don't learn something from Ranger Buddy, here are some interesting facts that I've added to my arsenal of knowledgeable stuff to pass on to bloggers:

1) The area between the anus and the frontal privates is called The Perineum.

From what I could figure out, it's an area supposedly filled with nerve endings that are left over from other places to put nerve endings. ;-) If you google Cosmo and perineum, you'll find the venerable magazine telling you that it's a sexy place to massage. I, uh, choked on my coffee.

You know, I'm going to start a weblog with that name. It's just too perfect to resist. You'll have to help me figure out the contents to put therein.

2) Protons are positively charged. Neutrons are neutral.

A Proton walked into a bar and ordered beer.
The bartender asked, "Are you sure you don't want water instead?"
The Proton replied, "I'm positive!"

A neutron walked into a bar and ordered beer. "How much?" he asked.
The bartender said, "For you, no charge!"

So, as you can see, I learn just as much great stuff while Ranger Buddy is in school.

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