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1) Alpha males do NOT wear gold lame tiger-striped thongs for WHATEVER reason.
2) Alpha males do NOT share their thongs with their teammates.
3) My romance heros will laugh their asses off at these rich millionaire metrosexuals.
This could be the reason why the YANKEES HADN'T WON ANY WORLD SERIES in recent baseball history. In fact this could also explain A-Rod's strange infatuation with Madonna (he wants to try her conical bras next). You would think they could just BUY THEIR OWN. But no, they like to share, it seems. And no one knows whether the Owner of the lame thong wash them in between borrows. Ew. Don't believe? Read both links.
You can't blame Giselle Bundsen for this.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Post #2: This Is NOT Uber Alpha Behavior
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3 comments:
HAHAHAHHAHA. I'll never be able to watch the Yankees the same way again.
Me too! Every time Jeter or Giambi comes to bat, I'm thinking--Gold thong on?
That is gross but you know what? The Giants were the underdogs last year and they won the Superbowl anyway, so :P
Go Yankees I say! and if it works, for goodness sakes they all should wear them.
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