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For $150, you can "contract [your] pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi's fingers -- to determine by feel whether muscle tone is weak, moderate or strong." It is called PHIT -- short for pelvic health integrated techniques.
Other services for your vagina rejuvenation (comments mine):
Kegel Phitness (what do you say when the doctor asks you to tighten around his finger?)
Do-It-Yourself (do you really need to do that at a spa?)
Baby Boot Camp (Does this include vaginal chin-ups?)
Inner Strength (Hold that toy penis for ten more seconds, ladies!)
Personal Trainer (Otherwise known as gigolo)
The "Other" Face Lift (This hurts to think about)
Lazy Susan (You tell me what this is)
Core Restore (We will fill you up with lubricant)
Lip Sync (Now try clapping them things together in time)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I die.
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I WANT a personal trainer *ggg*
How eaxctly do you come across information like this??
HHAHAHHAHA
I agree with LZ! But that is beyond funny! I have to show this to my friends!!
ew lol, sounds like the psychosex "therapy" stuff that Travis character does in Janzen's books.
What is the sound of one, er, ah, ::choke:: clapping? LMAO?
So that's what my boyfriend was doing to me in the backseat of his car? And here I thought we were making out. Who knew. heh. haahhahaaaaaa ::snort::
Where do you find stuff like that? You've got to have a specialized search engine! LOL
My problem is, I read too many newspapers. And I chase too many interesting links. AND I PROCRASTINATE TOO DAMN MUCH. That's my secret.
Vanessa,
What were you and your boyfriend doing again in the backseat of the car again? ::evil grin:: Lip syncing, was it? AHAHAHAHAHA
^ HAHAHHAHH
Just what I always wanted: a strange man to stick his fingers up my hoo-ha and call it "therapy." *snort*
Hmmm... Lip sync. I wonder if my girl bits have a favorite tune?
Ha! Do you watch Family Jewels? Simmons wife had a vaginal rejuvenation.
Sandy
LMAO on the favorite tune for lip-sync-ing.
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