Such Smart Roofers Our Brains Might 'Splode

Short one for today because I've been on the puter FOR HOURS working on a paper that's NOT MINE.

RB's second paper assignment, folks, is all about cause and effect. So, I'll let you guess which title below is RB's new paper, 'kay?

1) How Losing My Dog Made Me A Better Person

2) My Small Lie Ruined My First Love Affair

3) My First Car And My First Responsibility

4) The Story Of My Move From Big City To Small Town

5) Learning How To Fix Cars With My Dad Led Me To College

6) The Federal Reserve And Its Role In The Dollar's Fall

Bwahahhahaha.

Guess who spent HOURS trying to get economic and financial sources for the dude? Uh-huh. Oh yeah, I want to see the glaze going over their eyes as he reads this one.

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