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Friday, January 25, 2008

I Don't Want This Uber Job

Oh.

My.

God.

Sperm bank in China.

Notice the masks. And the clasped hands. The serenity of passion. The plastic gloves.

I tell you, I learn something new everyday. And do I love to share that knowledge with you, bwahahahaha.

Here's your Friday task, girls. CAPTION THESE FOR ME.








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20 comments:

LadyZannah said...

LOL.......still laughing......ok catching breath, ahhhhh. So..deep breath...how exactly do you interview for a job like that? What kinda benefits do they have? Do they need continuous training in the art of...ah...extracting sperm?
Better yet, what in the world are you researching Jenn?????

meljean brook said...

Oh my god. LOL!

...so many questions, and yet my brain can't form a single one. *glurk*

This is really, really, really real?

meljean brook said...

Okay, and caption for number two:

"Mine's broken!"

Anonymous said...

I'm here 'cause Meljean Brook made me!

Notice how all the ladies are pretty? Perhaps that's the only real qualification for the job, no actual interview necessary.

(are you sure this is not a spoof of some kind?)

Anonymous said...

Caption: Hurry up, it's past my lunch break.

ROFMAO

Anonymous said...

Are these for real? Even if not, they're hilarious! Looks like it's just another day at work. Wonder what constitutes a good day? A bad one? Ick!

Wendy said...

Ohmygod. that's.. wow, I'm speechless!

vanessa jaye said...

I....er.... wow.

lol.

Anonymous said...

Do we really need more sperm in China?

--Amila

Anonymous said...

^ LMAO!

DBD said...

First, you know a man is behind this idea.

Second, why are the men wearing mask and the women are not. Are they hoping, hoping, hoping . . .

Third, this is definitely one way to legitimize employment as a sex worker in America.

Jenn, you are one of the most interesting people I "know". I am always guaranteed to learn something new when I visit.

Deb

Amie Stuart said...

"This job blows! God, I need a cocktail."

Shelli Stevens said...

Wait, so the guys get paid to do this? :)

Gennita said...

According to the few articles I'm looking at, this is REALLY really really real. Those pics speak for themselves ;-).

My caption today: Can I change hands now?

Bwahahahahahahaha.

Gennita said...

Deb,

I live to share my newfound tidbits. Heh.

Sandra Cormier said...

Picture number two:

(Tap, tap)
"Is this thing on?"

Emma Petersen said...

Wow.

LMAO Amie!

Slash guard definitely needed!

Gennita said...

Chumplet, your caption says it all!
LOL.

Anonymous said...

Oh, my eyes! I'm here via Meljean Brook and yes, I'm still WTF.

Seriously? WTF? Hope you don't mind me linking to it.

Gennita said...

.ai,
Go ahead, spread the love. :-)

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