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1) one whose pain and guilt will be healed
2) one whose stolen past will be retold
3) one who needn't be alone
4) one who likes them sexual games
5) one who's tired of being candy
6) one who doesn't even know why he's there
7) one who learns forgiveness
Bwahahahaha. I'm feeling like a powerful ROMANCE AUTHOR this morning.
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I received a very confusing email just now, from some dude in a foreign country, in truly incomprehensible English, asking me to forward a Croatian email (attached) to a Muslim leader in Macedonia named Yakub. He didn't give me said Yakub's address, just saying that he saw this man on Macedonian TV and needed to respond.
The "response" as translated by this guy was...well...you decide with this excerpt:
Respected Miss Low
I’ve just read the book of Yours THE HUNTER, so I’ve decided, instead through the embassy of USA, to ask You to send the message I’d like to send to a Mister Jakub (taken out by me), as attacement. Supposing You don’t know the macedonian, I’ve translated the message consisting the attachement.Thank You in advance.
To Mister Jakub (taken out by me)
Islamic Religious Community of Republic of Macedonia
Object: declaration of thanks for partial answer on a question
Respected mister ***,
Thank You for the partial answer emitted by TV some days ago (for the regulars which what the female by Islamic religion can go to hajj to the kyaba in Mecca). I’ll not frustrate if the mine question consistence being sent to a marvellous entity (in ethic point of view, so rare characteristic now in the young people) as mobile phone message has been delivered to You on a legal way or the message has been illegally discovered by the autirities or some political party and after anyone recommendation/suggestion given to you for public declaration as message to me: “the technique is so advanced that you’ll not be safe in any place as so far ago has discovered and written your dear Thoreau in Walden”.
(Letter continues at length....)
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You see my power? I can find this Mr. Yakub FASTER than the US Embassy, apparently. And of course, I'm a negotiator of some sort.
Other romance writers get love letters from prisoners. Me? I get spy information in Croatian. I think.
***munching Christmas peanut butter cookies***
***thinking of bad Macedonian jokes. Those Greeks at the diner have tons of bad Macedonian jokes...***
Monday, December 18, 2006
Seven Sweet Commandos
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3 comments:
did they remember to write fiction on the croatian versian? maybe he thinks you are amber :) maybe hes right! hey amber can you introduce me to hawk's buddies? pretty please ;)
Well, even COMCEN isn't as complicated to understand... and since Jed is not around, send this to the FBI Miss Low, maybe they'll get it *S*
Hi Kim,
It's scary, isn't it? I don't know whether to talk to my characters and show how crazy I am or to actually send this email to the embassy and show THEM how crazy I am.
Laur,
Sweets, FBI is for national. You mean the CIA. But you don't want the CIA in anything! :P
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