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Hi.

Number Eight here. Sorry, Gennita's passed out on the couch, something to do with wine, pizza, and a knife stabbing her foot while she was trying to move the pizza box. Don't worry, she's okay, just a slice, but she really should just leave sharp objects to me.

Anyway, I'm just here looking at stuff. I saw that some reader was asking about me at COMCEN BLOG. Who's Number Eight and all that. Well, that's me. Heath Cliffe. Let me answer those questions in your mind right now.

1) I may or may not be Hell's monitor/trainer
2) Yes, I've seen Hell naked but then she likes to swim in the nude. Lady's got a pair. Of balls, I mean. What do you think I was insinuating?
3) Yes, I'm Number Nine's back-up. Meaning, I've been following his footsteps for a while. You mean you never heard of me in those Gennita declassifieds? That just shows how good I am at my job.
4) Yes, I have put my hand inside Hell's pants.
Yes, I'm better looking than Jed McNeil. Yes, I know when to stop. Yes, that's the word I like to hear.
5) Just in case you think I'm a yes-man, no, I won't tell you how I interrogate my subjects.
6) Pain and pleasure are my specialties.
7) I'm training Armando Chang to be less noble. He and I talk quite a bit. Nice dude. Warped sense of humor. Long way to go to get out of that hell hole in his head. But that's part of my job--dig people's graves and look for their buried secrets.
8) And what's Hell's buried secret? If I'm the monitor...

That's eight things you now know about me. Back to Gennita's little flesh wound...don't worry, she'll live. Luckily, it wasn't her fingers she chopped off. She can still type without a foot.

Kidding.