Tell The Uber Chicken To Walk Like An Egyptian

DO NOT GO ANYWHERE TILL YOU CLICK ON THE LINK AT THE END. COME ON, DON'T BE A CHICKEN!

I have great news to start my RT Con Week! I won the Colorado Romance Writers KEEPER award for Into Danger, a vote for books written two years ago or older that readers love to reread! That is such a cool award for me, like reaching a milestone, you know?

My first ever award with a plaque is from CRW too, for an entry called Diamond's Fire ***coughcoughAlex'sandT'sstorycoughcough***. Now I can add this other plaque on the wall ;-). Keeper Award...I love it!

For those driving up I-95 to Daytona Beach from South Florida and trying to find alternate routes, look to get off the Turnpike on to I-4, take it straight to 400 bypassing all the turnoffs to I-95. 400 drives straight into Port Orange/South Daytona and and if you do a Mapquest Search, you will easily get to the beach from there. Hope my incredibly succinct instructions helped!

And now, for those of you, who, like me, love to waste time on things you can't describe but must show. Here is a interactive video that my Blaze author/writing buddy Jamie Sobrato had introduced me to. Please meet the Subservient Chicken, done by Burger King, who wants you to have it your way, ahem.

The Subservient Chicken is, as his name explains, extremely subservient. If you want to see a big man in a chicken suit obey all your commands, then you have to click on my link below. If you spend the next half hour or the WHOLE DAMN DAY going back and getting a cackle out of watching him, then you're obviously my kinda uber-spy.

Here's what I've found time to command him to do:

1) Act like an ape (what, have you ever seen a man in a chicken suit act like an ape???!)
2) Kiss me
3) Act like a duck
4) Swing a bat
5) MOONWALK (I came up with that brilliant command while I was cooking and boy, nearly burned my meal watching a chicken moonwalk)
6) Swim
7) Skate icehockey
8) Scratch your butt (along with the chicken feathers!)
9) Jumping jacks

Be aware that you can't make him do everything, especially if you get too kinky ;-). He has a way of telling you no. Sometimes he gets confused because when I told him to "get lost," he started to look under the sofa and the pillows. LOL. Please do tell me what other antics you've come up with, now that you have a chicken under your command.

Enlightenment is near! THE SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN awaits! Come on, how can you not love a chicken wearing a garter belt?! ;-)

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