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Monday, May 15, 2006

Tell The Uber Chicken To Walk Like An Egyptian

DO NOT GO ANYWHERE TILL YOU CLICK ON THE LINK AT THE END. COME ON, DON'T BE A CHICKEN!

I have great news to start my RT Con Week! I won the Colorado Romance Writers KEEPER award for Into Danger, a vote for books written two years ago or older that readers love to reread! That is such a cool award for me, like reaching a milestone, you know?

My first ever award with a plaque is from CRW too, for an entry called Diamond's Fire ***coughcoughAlex'sandT'sstorycoughcough***. Now I can add this other plaque on the wall ;-). Keeper Award...I love it!

For those driving up I-95 to Daytona Beach from South Florida and trying to find alternate routes, look to get off the Turnpike on to I-4, take it straight to 400 bypassing all the turnoffs to I-95. 400 drives straight into Port Orange/South Daytona and and if you do a Mapquest Search, you will easily get to the beach from there. Hope my incredibly succinct instructions helped!

And now, for those of you, who, like me, love to waste time on things you can't describe but must show. Here is a interactive video that my Blaze author/writing buddy Jamie Sobrato had introduced me to. Please meet the Subservient Chicken, done by Burger King, who wants you to have it your way, ahem.

The Subservient Chicken is, as his name explains, extremely subservient. If you want to see a big man in a chicken suit obey all your commands, then you have to click on my link below. If you spend the next half hour or the WHOLE DAMN DAY going back and getting a cackle out of watching him, then you're obviously my kinda uber-spy.

Here's what I've found time to command him to do:

1) Act like an ape (what, have you ever seen a man in a chicken suit act like an ape???!)
2) Kiss me
3) Act like a duck
4) Swing a bat
5) MOONWALK (I came up with that brilliant command while I was cooking and boy, nearly burned my meal watching a chicken moonwalk)
6) Swim
7) Skate icehockey
8) Scratch your butt (along with the chicken feathers!)

9) Jumping jacks

Be aware that you can't make him do everything, especially if you get too kinky ;-). He has a way of telling you no. Sometimes he gets confused because when I told him to "get lost," he started to look under the sofa and the pillows. LOL. Please do tell me what other antics you've come up with, now that you have a chicken under your command.

Enlightenment is near!
THE SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN awaits! Come on, how can you not love a chicken wearing a garter belt?! ;-)

Bear with me while I learn. The first button likes the POST. The second button likes the BLOG site. Please help me by "liking" me. Thanks!

9 comments:

Mel said...

Wow, congrats chick! You totally deserve a couple dozen awards! Three shots...I mean cheers!

Rhonda said...

Congratulations on your award! Awesome!!

Laur said...

Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations! Love the chicken. My daughter and I have discovered the following commands:
Tap dance
Sit down
Roll Over
Play dead
Square Dance
Go to sleep
Pray
Bow
Jump
Pick nose
Cry
Destroy
Monkey Dance
Read a book
Use blanket as a cape
Bull fighter
Chicken dance
Move furniture
Fix dinner
Vacuum rug
Fluff
Stand on chair
Pillow fight
Stretch
Twirl
Baseball
Soccer
Basketball
Pushup
Peek-a-boo
Clap
Box
Fight
handstand
I am sure there must be more.... :o)

Anonymous said...

OK, I definately have too much time on my hands today. I also came up with additional commands for the chicken ....
March
Skip
Dust
Look under couch
Look under blankets
Pick up
Play
Sleep
On floor
Lay an egg
Fried Chicken
Boiled Chicken
Relax
Salute
Wave
Bite nails
Tip toe
Crow
Dim the lights
Boogie
Surf
Hop on one foot
Eat French fries
Eat a chicken sandwich (I didn’t get this one right off the bat)
Search
Broken wing
Hide
Crawl
Golf
Lean backwards
Lean forwards
Fall down
Cartwheel

Anonymous said...

Uber Chicken can play Air Guitar and Air Drums and can Pee 3 different ways. (Pee, go pee and go to bathroom) OK, I KNOW ,,,, I've got way too much time on my hands!

Gennita Low said...

Thank you for the congrats! I'm looking forward to the award. Keeper!!! Yay.

And dear anonymouses, I understand the anonymity, we don't want people to know how we love our uber-chicken!

Anonymous said...

Actually, I would have left me name if I could remember my password! I also can't take credit for all of it. I had alot of help from the kids. :o)

Leiha said...

Congrats on your awards Jenna, it's much deserved. Of course I had to check out the chicken, my fave is when he did pushups and I also got him to hop on the couch. Unfortunately, no electric slide, LOL.

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