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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Spies Must Take A Piss Sometimes



To SQ, who complained about guys thinking the world is their personal toilet. I'm afraid, girlfriend, that this is a GENE. It is activated at a very young age and the impulse is unstoppable.


It's the penis way of reminding the man where his real brain is. Bwahahaha. Oh dear. In trouble with male readers again.

Being in construction for TOO LONG, I have seen this with my own eyes. Guys will whip their thing out without looking UP because no one thinks a female roofer is sitting above them spying on them. Let's just say that I have a doctorate on how guys hold their one-eyed baby while they piss, the expression on their faces and their little tappy motion at the end. Sometimes I shoot at them with my nailgun just to time how fast they cover their privates in protection while they expose the rest of their body to danger. But that was in my youth, of course. I don't do such things any more. :-)


Guy's humor in romance is easy for me to write because I hear it all the time. It's different, not because of the coarse language, but because of the oddity of it. Men LOVE telling jokes, whether at a party or while they're standing around taking a smoke. It's a bonding thing. But of course, you can point out that I don't work around women that much so how do I know women don't stand around coolers and tell each other jokes? Do you? ***shocked face*** Because it would never cross my mind to bring up a joke unless I'm with a guy and we happened to be bonding that way.

The following video isn't of good quality but it's funny and is exactly how guys bond ;-). Click on the ARROW to view it here:




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4 comments:

SQ said...

Well, at least it's not more naughty veggie shots.

And I worked in an all female environment for 3 years. WHOA! are we catty. And typical female water cooler discussions include fashion, makeup, and boys. Usually a disection of some poor girl who did 1 or all 3 wrong. Think BAD teen movie with cubicles.

I hate to say it, but it's not the glass ceiling stopping women from making it to the top. It's women and their bitchy/catty/petty attitudes.

Erm...nope. I'm not bitter there.

Jordan Summers said...

LMAO! That's funny. I agree with SQ. I worked for an airline and it was the same way.(The attitudes, not the glass ceiling.;)

Laur said...

Well I have a theory about why women don't tell jokes : we just can't remember them. Only because our brains are full of important things like what we need to do, what we said and been told, plus all the info on kids, doctors schools etc...unlike men who choose to forget what they have to do, what they said and was said to them, so they have lots of empty space up there for dumb jokes...
What do you think?

Gennita Low said...

SQ,
I think so too. But I also think men are getting cattier by nature. I've noticed this trend the last five or six years while I watch the opposite sex interact. Ranger Buddy says THAT's the feminization of men. No, he's not bitter ;-).

Jordan,
Hey, welcome to my inane blog ;-). All we really need to do to examine this is, umm, read the internet whenever an explosive device explodes within the RWA. Heh.

Laur,
Yeah! I can't remember jokes at all. Mainly because they don't seem funny when I tell them, LOL. And of course, how many dirty jokes can one find amusing? When you're a man, countless....

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