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I wrote till 4am and overslept. I was having a marvelous dream, and really didn't want to wake up at all. But my butler can be really annoying sometimes:
I suppose I'll forgive him, as long as he shows me his impressive sporran:
Wow, that would wake any lass up.
He comforted me because I didn't get a RITA nomination, which is like the OSCAR for romance writers. I mean, if Hawk can't get a RITA nod, no one will, sob*. Unless, of course, it's Jed's story...with a nice sporran....
Anyway, my personal butler was very comforting. Indeed. He told me, hey, none of the RITA finalists get to see this:
So true.
So anyway, where was I? Oh, writing till 4am. Revealing the monitor's identity. It has to be done right. It is the biggest moment of the book, after all. And I mustn't disappoint. The final chapter is very important. Write that down in your notes. Stop looking at the pictures up there. This is a serious writing blog I'm running.
There's a bit more to go because it's the final chapter and I MUST MAKE EVERY READER go "ahhhhhhh."
Or ARGHHHHHH, JENN, HOW COULD YOU?!
I swear I have the bestest ending ever. Really, Don't Click!
I told you not to click. Sigh.
Bear with me while I learn. The first button likes the POST. The second button likes the BLOG site. Please help me by "liking" me. Thanks!
8 comments:
Dude, that last picture is really disturbing. I mean, like, really. Yeah, my book which was entered in the GH didn't final, so I'm feeling really sorry for myself. I'm telling myself that it's because somebody who isn't as cool as me and Gennita Low read it and gave it a low grade. Or perhaps somebody who didn't like the part where the hero molests a dead moose then masturbates as he's howling at the moon. Jeez, romance readers can be so damn moralizing!
Take care, pal!
WhooHoo ReBeL Sista!
ROFL! I think the last pic is freaking hilarious!
I like the pic I wasn't 'sposed to peek at too LOL! You rock Jenna! Hugs!
oh damn, i just checked that out, too. Gennita, you are dirtaaaay, girl.
Uuuuhhh...I'm rarely left speechless...but WTF is that? Not the 'don't click' - the um...other THING.
EYE-eye-eye...here's lookin' at you, babe!
Oh, of course I clicked on the pic...and I doubt Marilyn Monroe looked like that from down under in *her* famous pic.
LOL I'll certainely remember never to tell you you shouldn't do something in your blog! Girl, you sure like a challenge ;-)
Laur.
Wow, Reese, umm, interesting story :-). A moose?!
Aimee,
Ah, good to see you here!
Mel,
That's the third eye, thilly. :-P
Elaine,
I knew you would click. Tsk, and at breakfast too!
SQ,
Well, I wasn't really expecting any call from the RITAs. My stories aren't exactly the kind where you can find five, let alone ten, people to agree on. And with the judges being from only published RWA members, and there are 1000 entries, hmm...basically 0 chance. LOL. But it's a very prestigious thing to be judged by your peers, or so I've heard. ;-/
Laur,
I, um, hate to be told to do anything. Okay, it's a fault I've been trying to rectify all my life ;-). Besides, I did follow the constructive criticism and have been giving writing lessons, yes?
yes, yes, of course you have...but then, those are not what I pay attention to, especially when the other thing is staring at me!
Laurence
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