An Uber-Writer Can't Hide Like An Uber-Spy

Of course uber-spies don't need promotion. Everyone knows their reputation. Unfortunately, I have to now start thinking of things like:

1) Where to send the 5 million bookmarks that my publicist has ordered for me. Or, should they just go under the bed to support my aching back?

2) Registering for Romantic Times convention so they will add my name to the authors list in their magazine

3) googling sites to find reviews of SWTA so I can add to my website. Oh wait, I have to update the website first, sigh*. Although I have the bestest sister-webmistress in the world, I really hate bothering her because she's so busy with her new baby.

4) Here's a great procrastination tool--surf all over the web looking at pictures of half-nekkid men so I can pick a couple of sweeeeeeeeeeties for my timeline/cheatsheet site:
www.daglowworld.blogspot.com
I can spend a whole night doing this, yeeha.

5) Send out newsletter to the readers in my newsletter list (which I did do a few days ago). This is supposed to be my monthly newsletter. I joked that this is my tri-mesterly monthly newsletter because I've...umm...missed a few months, LOL.

6) Schedule some signings after New Year.

7) Re-do the ceiling of my...oh wait...that's on the rental house to-do list...oops, wrong uber-hat, sorry ;-P.

8) schedule ads with online sites.

9) tell Jack Bauer I need him to...oh wait, that's another different uber-hat, heh.

10) pick excerpts out to tease Glowyahoo site readers.

As you can see, I'm inundated with to-do lists and mixing all my hats up, trying to figure out which to do first. To make things even more hectic I have to write a letter to the Construction Regulation Department at Tallahassee to explain to them that the delay in certain licensing matters is because the Licensing Regulation Department at Tallahassee (yes, believe it, these are TWO different dpts in the same area) hadn't sent me the licensing items the CRD had requested. You see, red tape is the bane of my life. You now understand why I need to vent against red tape, bureaucrats, and departmental procedures.

Writing update: Well, I'm really trying. Still re-reading Chapter Six, trying to find the right beginning "flash-lesson" for Hell. My heroine is having a lot of fun meeting my COS commandos one by one. Ya know, it's also fun for me to try to make them as distinctive as possible. It's easy with Armando Chang, of course. You've met him in THE PROTECTOR. Boy, has he changed. The dude's now spotting longish hair. But he's still that special escape artiste we know!

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