Why, Mr. Ralph Lauren, Why?

Is it because you think a woman's waistline smaller than the size of her head means she's so much smarter?

Is it because you just think women should look like bobblehead dolls?

Is it to tell your daughter and her friends that she can never achieve this kind of thinness to be perfect?

Is it because you've lost your sense of proportion?

I can't figure it out because you know, the Real Women looked so much more lovelier than your Photoshopped Copies.

Here are the models RL has made into aliens with no tummies. Apparently aliens don't eat:

Philippa


Valentina

Here are the same models who already look inhumanly gorgeous and whose figures are impossible for us to attain:

Philippa

Valentina

So any one of you out there have a head bigger than your waist? Send Ralph Lauren your photo!

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