This is Cucumber's story. I don't know why, you guys seem to like him A LOT in the Crossfire series :). I hope you enjoy the first page. Thanks for liking my Facebook posts and being such great readers!
This is in draft format, so mistakes abound!
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He could hear the story being
passed around his team now. The Stooges pretty in pink. The Stooges spent a
night together on a pink four-poster bed. The Stooges had pink bathrobes and
slippers.
“Ya gotta admit, Cumber, pink
is sexy.”
“I prefer them on my women,
hidden away for my pleasure.”
“True, but maybe this room was
meant to inspire, right , Dirk?”
“Mink, if you’re spotting a
boner, you get to sleep on the floor.”
Lucas Branson, AKA Cucumber by
his SEAL team mates, came from a family of warriors. His father was an Airborne
Ranger of the 173rd, the biggest, baddest fighting group of men
ever. His cousins were scattered around the world, playing war games in special
operations and doing what warriors do best, bringing down the enemy. He came
from a family of tall men, big hulks descended from, as his father liked to
tell him when he was a kid, giants who ruled the earth. And he’d grown up
believing his father as he grew up towering over shorter men and taking lessons
to become the next warrior-in-line in a family fueled by competition and
medals.
And now he was a SEAL, the U.S.
Navy’s special operations force specializing in Sea, Air and Land where the
biggest, baddest group of boys resided. His team mates were his best friends
and part of the family, and he didn't let anybody get to him. They called him
Cucumber because he always kept his cool, no matter the situation.
But not tonight. Tonight, he
was thinking about killing his sister. He loved her very, very much, but yeah,
he might just strangle her.
He stared up at the bright pink
canopy above him with its frilly lace and big bows and drooping flowery shit
with children's faces inside them, all smiling down on the bed occupants.
Strings of pink pearls dangled, waving gently.
It had to be a slow death.
Because he knew she was laughing her ass off right now. A slow, painful...”
"Hey, 'Cumber, how big is
your dick?"
“I’m in a fucking pink bed with
two men in a fucking pink room. My head is resting on a fucking pink pillow the
shape of a pink flamingo. I’m not discussing my dick with you.”
“But what else can you talk
about on a pink bed in a pink room?” Dirk insisted.
“Unless you want to
chitchat about the pearls and bows. Or the cupids around the pink mirror. I was
mesmerized by them while using the pink hairdryer.”
Mink gave a loud sigh. “I need
a dose of manhood. Let’s talk about Cumber’s dick. A huge dick should cure us
from an overdose of estrogen. Come on, Cumber, how big is your dick?”
Lucas ignored his friends. His
sister…what was the best way for revenge? Maybe he could sit on her till she
begged for mercy. Except, she had a black belt. He used to hide her favorite
toy but at their age, he needed something a bit more…painful.
“You know he’s got the biggest
dick of all of us,” Dirk said, “so why the need to know?”
“If it’s so damn big, why
didn’t he have the balls to say no to the Pink Room?”
And Lucas closed his eyes as
his two friends roared out laughing, having made their point. They were very
close buddies—they were often called the Stooges—so close they could adlib a
whole comedy routine without a script on the spot. He’d known one was coming
the moment they’d stepped into the Pink Room, the “most popular” suite in his
aunt’s B&B.
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2 comments:
My baby. I can now go on about my day.
Finally found out Cucumber's name!
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