Nut Jokes Targeted At Me

My roofers are making nut jokes about me.  And there's nut-thing I can do about it ;-).  They're all groan-worthy too.

1) How does Jenny Low catch a squirrel?
By standing under a tree and acting like a nut

2) How does Jenny Low keep her squirrel's nuts dry?
By teaching it to swim on his back

3) How do catch a rich squirrel?
By standing under a tree and acting like a cashew.

4) How does Jenny Low catch a mechanically-inclined squirrel?
Stand under a tree and act like a 9/16 12N nut.

and on and on and on.  Some are too inappropriate for your ears! :D I suppose now you want to add to the GLow nut/squirrel jokes too.

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